Back when I was a New Ager, I had Reiki massage in Minneapolis. Never again! I believe her cat was demonized! I never otherwise saw a cat, which sat on the arm of the couch, nod when I was speaking to it's owner. It acted like it knew what I was talking about. That cat was looking me in the eye like it was a person, nodding away. Freaky!
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Yes, my mother's Havanise Imperial puppy is also clearly demonized because she looks at me and turns her head acting all curious when I am talking to her. She clearly understands what I am saying and is just waiting for the opportunity to scream "Hail Satan!"
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Oh my God! When was this? Sorry man, that's a very bad sign. For you, anyway. A cat looking you in the eye as though it was a person, nodding away, while you were having a Reiki massage? That's definitely a bad sign, and it means that you will never be raptured. Sorry.
What really makes this a worse than usual sign though is that the cat acted as though it knew what you were talking about. The fact that it was the first ever life-form on Earth to understand you is a huge sign that the rapture is not going to happen at all, for anyone, ever. Damn! That's very bad luck indeed, my friend.
Virtually every cat I have ever known could give the impression it was listening if you spoke to it. Some would even answer - or at least miaow back. Only a turnip would conclude from that that the cat was possessed. But you are posting on RR, I suspect "turnip" would be overstating your mental capacity.
A demonised cat? Who was saying nasty things about poor puss?
Try learning how to speak English, and what English words actually mean.
If anything is 'freaky' it's ComeLordJesus and the whole of RR.
@Raised by Horses:Reiki Massage is a normal massage with Reiki performed during or after.
Reiki is when the practitioner channels the healing energy of the universe through his/her hands in order for the energy to help the body heal itself.
Calling Reiki bullshit would be insulting to bullshit.
There are no such things as demons, you moron.
You were never a New Ager (whatever that means). You are a liar. Lies make BabyJesus(tm) cry.
Actually that's really what Ruptured Retards is. It's one big pissing contest, only its to see who is more fucking crazy.
How long ago were you a New Ager? Are you SURE that you can remember with 100% accuracy what the cat was doing? You yourself admit that you weren't giving it your undivided attention, and even if you were, this could have happened years ago! And besides, you are truly ignorant of the behavior of cats if you think that is at all unusual.
Yes, normal animals stagger blindly around until they collide with an object around them or stare mindlessly off into space. Why, only humans actually pay attention to things around them.
Seriously, you think her cat was possessed because it *looked* at you?
Fortunately, cats don't need demons' help to be evil. They're obviously an oppposable thumb away from taking over the world.
We're only allowed to live because we're useful idiots.
As someone who grew up with about 8 cats that were part of the fanily I can tell you one thing about cats. They're individuals, you can teach them human behavior IF they are interested to learn. They'll 'monkey see' some human behavior without training.
A cat that looks down, at a window or stares at nothing is a cat. Looking you in the eye is a cat.
That's your revelation. Wow, who'da thunk?
Wait... s/he's suprised that a cat was acting bizarre and evil?
obviously, this person hasn't been around enough cats.
I don't believe that Reiki really does what it advertises, but I'm even more certain that practitioners have demon cats.
I'm guessing that ComeLordJesus has a lot of people pretend to listen to their bullshit. Cats act just like that, but you can tell that they don't understand if you're intelligent.
OMG! WITCH! BURN IT!
'Back when I was a New Ager' Oh, yes, this is the hippy version of those 'I was an atheist once' lies, isn't it?
Back when I was a smoking a lot of weed, I had Reiki massage in Minneapolis. Never again! I believe her cat was demonized! I never otherwise saw a cat, which sat on the arm of the couch, nod when I was speaking to it's owner. It acted like it knew what I was talking about. That cat was looking me in the eye like it was a person, nodding away. Freaky!
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Yeah, cats dig attention and will interact with you when they are feeling friendly. They wouldn't be popular pets otherwise. Demons, on the other hand, make lousy pets. They never come when they're called, they don't fetch, can't learn any cute tricks, etc. I'll stick with my cats, thanks.
Yeah, there's this thing about cats: they tend to pay attention to stuff that moves and makes noise. Cat communication also involves looking at you or other cats in the eye, believe it or not. Probably the only thing different about this kitty was that it was less nervous about strangers than other cats.
You shouldn't meet my cat then. She's black with spooky gold eyes. And I swear she glares at you.
Of course, she also tries to eat string...
"It acted like it knew what I was talking about. "
Pets have a tendency to do that, plus humans have a tendency to attribute human-like qualities to them.
"That cat was looking me in the eye like it was a person, nodding away. "
Probably more like "nodding off " because cats also have a tendency to, y'know, do that a lot.
My bowl of cheerios this morning had a message in it saying, "OooooOoooOoo!"
My cereal is clearly possessed.
Big deal, my cats stare at me all the time and you don't see me freaking out about it. You just need to get outside more often, instead spending time typing in that echo chamber of madness called Rapture Ready.
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