AlwaysMoreThanYou #fundie

AlwaysMoreThanYou #fundie debate.org

Harry Potter

is showing people how to be evil satanic WITCHES. Notice that they call people in the book WITCHES. That is a sign that they are subliminally training people to use WITCHCRAFT. WITCHCRAFT is satanic. Therefore, Harry Potter promotes WITCHCRAFT and YOU SHALL NOT SUFFER A WITCH TO LIVE. Also, the school is called "Hogwarts School of WITCHCRAFT" showing that is obviously teaching people WITCHCRAFT which is SATANIC. In Harry Potter, the WITCHES went to great pains to conceal themselves from the regular, non-satanic folk. This is obviously a secret WITCHCRAFT guide that tells people how to be WITCHES and worship SATAN, while pretending to be an innocent work of fiction. Real WITCHES exist, but they hide well from us using information gleaned from Harry Potter, so that they can continue to worship SATAN.

100 comments

old comment by J. James

Jesus Christ

is showing people how to be evil Communists. Notice that they call people in the book SON and DAUGHTER. That is a sign that they are subliminally training people in EGALITARIANISM. COMMUNISM is evil. Therefore, Jesus Christ promotes UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE and YOU SHALL NOT SUFFER A PINKO TO LIVE. Also, the bible is called "The GOOD book," showing that is obviously teaching people KINDNESS which is SOCIALISM. In the bible, the APOSTLES went to great pains to conceal themselves from the regular, non-believing folk. This is obviously a secret COMMUNISM guide that tells people how to be MARXISTS and worship STALIN, while pretending to be an innocent work of fiction. Real COMMUNISTS exist, but they hide well from us using information gleaned from the bible, so that they can continue to worship STALIN.

old comment by KittyKaboom

I have the feeling that I may be wasting my time yet again by explaining this, but...

Most Pagans do not believe Satan exists. The ones who do are called Satanists. This is not the majority of Pagans. You can not worship something/someone you don't believe exists. It is simply not possible.

Not worshiping YHWH (a deity many of us find petty, hateful and unworthy of worship) does not mean we worship Satan by default. This is a common (and incredibly stupid) belief that christians have and it only serves to create feelings of superiority and confidence in having made the 'right' religious choice.

One last thing: many Pagans, myself included, use the term 'Witch' as part of our identity. Thus, Witches are real, just not in the wart on the nose, Satan fucking, killing people with magick way these dumbasses think.

old comment by WWWWolf

> Harry Potter is showing people how to be evil satanic WITCHES

No it DOESN'T. It doesn't even SHOW us how TO build us a genuine HOGWARTS. Or how that one PLATFORM in the RAILROAD station actually WORKS. Or how the FRIGGING heck does ONE procure THE ingredients of a POLYjuICE poTION. (*cough* *cough* sorry, this is hurting my throat) As a PHOTOGRAPHY enthusiast, I would have LIKED some DETAILS on how to do some of those MOVING photographs without the use of ELECTRONIC components (or SPECIAL effects in FILMS). My DIGITAL camera does VIDEOS but they can't be printed ON paper in their full glory TOO easily, now CAN they?

But I have to SAY one thing in SUPPORT of J.K. Rowling - at least SHE knows HOW and WHEN to properly write WORDS in ALL CAPS, unlike SOME people.

> Real WITCHES exist, but they hide well from us using information gleaned from Harry Potter, so that they can continue to worship SATAN.

*cough* okay, seriously: we have neopagans here. They don't hide themselves, as surprising as it may be. We have this thing called freedom of religion here, which guarantees them the right to do whatever they do.

> This is obviously a secret WITCHCRAFT guide

Then why has it sold millions of copies? Surely someone might have found out the secret parts by now, and I don't mean the fundie nuts, I mean people with actual brain cells.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

...or is all that tl;dr & capslock (is cruise control for 'I'm an Attention Whore! Listen to Me!') just hiding the fact that a single mother - who once was on welfare - came up with a little story about wizards & witches doing good, being heroic and saving the world against evil, which made her one of the richest authors on the planet, and you're just jealous that nobody will so much as rate your so-called 'efforts' on Fanfiction.net, is that it?!

...still, her newest work - and runaway bestseller (making her bank manager very happy indeed!) "The Casual Vacancy" - has absolutely nothing to do with wizards & witches, so you should be alright there. [/hyper-sarcasm] >:D

old comment by Swede

HP is showing people how to be good, kind, WITCHES, who help their friends and stop evil people from harming their loved ones.

If they were subliminally training anyone, why would they SPELL IT OUT IN SUCH LARGE LETTERS? Btw, subliminal training doesn't work, or there would be no dissenters in the whole world.

THOU SHALT NOT MURDER.

You forgot "and WIZZARDRY" in the school name, stupid. They hide because they don't want to be discriminated against, harmed or killed for being different, stupid.

The Harry Potter series is one of the most popular series ever. The books, movies and paraphernalia has sold in millions of copies. That's hardly secret. HP has only been around for 16 years. How the heck did the Real WITCHES know how to hide before that?

Are you sure you have checked this series out, dearie? Voldemort, who wants others to worship him, is the BAD guy, stupid.

old comment by just a witch

wow ok. fisrt of al "evil satanic witches" witches are not satanic nor do they believe in "satan" satan is christian which is a whole different religion. "training people to use witchcraft" ok this is just plain stupid. Do you see people doing harry potter style magic in real life? I odnt think so. Harry potter is a fictional series and it does not in any way resemble real witchcraft. "witchcraft is satanic" once again, witchcraft is not satanic. No matter how much someone may want to believe that it is simply not true. witchcraft does not include satan at all. "teaching people witchcraft which is satanic" i already said multiple times that witchcraft is not satanic. Also, satan is never once mentioned in the harry potter series. Neither is any religion really. The idea of magic in the books does not revolve around a god which makes it not religious and therefore, cannot have anything to do with satan. "went to great pains to conceal themselves from the regular, non-satanic folk" If you mean "muggles" then yes, the wizards in harry potter go through great measures to not be seen using thie rpowers in front of them. However, this does not make the witches and wizards at hogwards satanic, or any muggle non-satanic. "secret witchcraft guide that tells people how to be witches and worship satan" again, as ive said many times, witches are not satanic. And this so called "guide" is not a secret at all, the books are very popular. How can this be a secret witchcraft guide? "pretending to be an innocent work of fiction" your way off there, thats all it is, fiction. As I said before, do you see people using the spells mentioned in the book in real life? unless youve gone to a hogwarts larp or are drunk im guessing thats a no. "real witches exist" yes, yes they do. look at that youve finally said something that makes sense, good for you! "using information from harry potter" harry potter is a fictional series of books for entertainment. in no way does it contain any information at all about the practice o witchcraft. "so that they can continue to worship satan" how many times must you say the same thing? i mean really your making this boring for me. i thought your trying to make a point was funny at first but now its just plain sad. witches do not worship satan. get that into your thick head. good day! *walks off*

AlwaysMoreThanYou #fundie debate.org

100 comments

Confused?