God is real. Evelution cannot make us what we are. If evelution was real why are there apes? Wouldn’t they be evolved too? God has no beging and no ending. I know that’s hard for us to belive but that’s ’cause we’re imperfect humans that will die. We don’t go to heaven either. If we were to wouldn’t we be made there?
If you’re wondering yes I’m a Jehovah Witnesse. (No were not a cult. A culd is the KKK)
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Yes, you are a cult, and my stars but you are a disgrace to them. JWs are usually quite bright - deluded, but bright.
Stop trying to use logic, please. It's the improper tool for deciphering myth...try scrying...
Yes, you're a cult, just like most religions. The KKK is an organization, not a cult. They just use beliefs from a cult to make excuses for their hatred.
It's hard to take them seriously when they're this dimwitted.
Modern apes are evolved, they are adapted to live in their environment. Humans split from their ancestors a long time ago and evolved to live in a different environment. If our ancestors had stayed in the trees, we would still be like modern apes.
I never thought I'd see the day I'd feel compelled to defend the KKK, but here goes. The KKK is a political organization based on bullshit racism, but it's not a cult. It doesn't have any of the trappings of a cult. Its members are encouraged to interact with non-KKK members, for one.
The KKK is not a cult. It's a political organization. An asshole political organization but a political organization.
Dude, one of my friends is a Jehova's witness, and she isn't NEARLY this stupid. She isn't nearly this crazy either. Never even talks about it, actually. Why don't you take a page out of her book?
Jehova Useless Witnesse doesn't understand too much.
If evelution was real why are there apes?
We are apes. Some of us have evolved. We aren't responsible for those who haven't.
The apes of a million years ago are not the apes of today. And if we don't got to heaven and there's, presumably, no hell, why bother preaching to us in the first place? Sounds like your God doesn't give a rat's ass about if we believe in him or not.
Please learn to spell before you go online. Please! You ought to at least know how to spell Jehovah's Witness.
We humans are part of the great ape family. The chimpanzees are just as evolved as we are, they are the current transitional form on their evolutionary line, just as humans are the current transitional form on our evolutionary line.
Well, after giving such a reasonable, articulate and original argument, how could I not be convinced? I am sure that the other members of your culd, er, cult, er, church are proud of you.
Let's put a rule in place here: in order for you to express your opinion on the Internet, you must be able to spell and abide by the grammatical laws of proper English.
Otherwise, your opinion is invalid.
Every animal (including us) has a niche. Apes exist because there is a niche for them. They don't need to evolve, so they don't.
Also, learn to spell. And please have some holidays.
So, everything you've said in this post was either an outright lie or hopelessly misinformed.
"Why are there apes? Wouldn't they be evolved too?"
They are, dipshit. Being fully evolved means that you've reached a condition where you are best suited for your environment. Apes are doing just fine as they are -- no changes necessary.
I'm pretty sure JWs believe in heaven, honey.
Actually guys, the KKK fits cult too:
But then again, stamp collector associations are cults but only stamps suffer for it.
"Evelution cannot make us what we are"
...but apparently, Adam lution can? [/hyper-sarcasm] Just that part of your 'Word of God' alone proves that Cre(a)ti(o)nism (as opposed to Evolution, with it's shitloads of evidence : Facts ) is the preserve of the 'Hoemskuled' such as you; further evidenced by your use of 'evelution', 'beging', 'belive', 'Witnesse' and 'culd' (Orange Witless , is that you?! X3 )
I'm afraid that the educationally inferior do not have the right to have an 'opinion' about anything - least of all think whatever they say have the right to be considered intellectually credible, certainly sufficiently intelligent to be considered an 'opinion' by the intellectually superior - until they can properly spell, so as to have the appropriate literacy level to be able to form a cogent thought in the first place, certainly deemed a thought by anyone else whose IQ is higher than their shoe size, and therefore worthy of being listened to by normal, sane people here on Planet Reality, who possess Critical Thinking faculties; i.e. not you .
Moral: The Bible. It does the thinking for you.
“God is real.”
“Evelution cannot make us what we are.”
“If evelution was real why are there apes?”
“Wouldn’t they be evolved too?”
“God has no beging and no ending.”
“I know that’s hard for us to belive but that’s ’cause we’re imperfect humans that will die.”
“We don’t go to heaven either. If we were to wouldn’t we be made there?”
“If you’re wondering yes I’m a Jehovah Witnesse.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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