I think that bi people are most discusting people on earth. they are most hypersexual drug addict stupid muther f'ers out there. bi people sleep around with so many people its just sick. bi people think they are too good for everyone. im so sick of gay people with their gay pride. im so against gay marriage. it should not be allowed on this earth. god did not make it adam and steve. he made it adam and eve!!
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If he's a true american, then that would explain America's loss of respect among the global community.
I think some people just can't stand the thought that other people are having more, and better, sex than they are.
Yeah. I'm bi, I'm 34, I've never tried any drugs besides alcohol, and I can count all the partners I've ever had on one hand.
But I can see why you'd be confused, since most bi women, even the few who actually are drug-addicted skanks, are much too good for *you*.
bi people sleep around with so many people its just sick. bi people think they are too good for everyone
Which one was it again? too good or just sleeping around?
Edit: GreenEyedLilo @ #684673 seconded. (Except for that age part but that has nothing to do with this)
Also bi. Never done any drugs. I've only had sex with two people.
true american, just because you're heterosexual, does that mean you want to sleep with everyone person of the opposite sex that you come across? Surely not. Well just because I'm bisexual doesn't mean I want to have sex with anyone and everyone.
...I've been bi for 8 years now and I'm still a virgin and have never taken a single drug...
God made Adam and Lilith before he made Eve, but aside from that, notice that they had two sons. Who did God intend them to have kids with?
"bi people think they are too good for everyone."
Actually, by their nature, that's not true. They'll get involved with either gender.
Adam and Eve made Seth, Cain, and Abel. All BOYS. A three-brother-gang-bang, a pretty good premise for a gay porn film.
bi people think they are too good for everyone.
So . .. turned ya down, eh? heh heh heh
god did not make it adam and steve. he made it adam and eve!!
Hey, now - there's an original thought!
@ G.E. Lilo,
He can count all the partners he's had on one hand, too - oh, excuse me -- it IS his hand.
The Adam and Eve thing is merely a fantasy story. You might want to use something else with which to back up your disgusting bigotry!
ETA: From Friends...
Joey: Hey Ross...
Ross: Yeah?
Joey: I got a science question.
Ross: Mhm?
Joey: If the homo sapiens were in fact *Homo* Sapiens, is that why they're extinct?
Ross: Joey, Homo Sapiens are people!
Joey: Hey, I'm not judging!
Vile and illogical.
What else is on?
@Philbert McAdamia:
ROFLMAO
I am bisexual, and I can count on my hands how many sex partners I've had - AND HAVE FINGERS LEFT OVER!
Just because I'm attracted to both sexes doesn't mean I drop my panties for everyone I meet.
I know some bisexual people. All of them can spell better than you can, and none of them are slutty.
As for "Adam and Eve," God also made the Lucky Pierre.
Having twice as many potential partners doesn't mean you're going to fuck them all. It doesn't even mean you're going to fuck as much as a straight person would. You could even be bi and only ever sleep with your one true love.
"bi people think they are too good for everyone."
Were you rejected by a bisexual female couple? Awe...
IT'S TOM AND JERRY NOT TOM AND JENNY!!!!!!!!!!
Sadly, that's exactly as irrelevant and painfully-fucking-stupid as the "Adam and Eve" bullshit.
Oh, what I wouldn't give to meet a nice gay couple named Steve and Adam!
Um...I'm bisexual, and I have been with less than six people, men and women combined. I've never done any drugs, other than some pot in high school (and it's debatable whether that is even a drug, but I digress), and would hardly call myself hypersexual. Just ask my poor hubby, who always complains of not getting enough. I don't think I'm too good for everyone...if anything, it's the opposite, because I don't discriminate on the basis of gender, when it comes to whom I am attracted or otherwise. If you're against gay marriage, don't marry someone of the same sex as you. Just because you're against it doesn't mean that every single person on this earth shouldn't be entitled to the same rights as straight people. As far as the Adam and Eve thing...prove that Steve wasn't there first, and Adam didn't just run out of lube, so god got creative and made a self-lubricating human. Just a thought.
One of the bisexual mottos (and mine, personally): Damn right I'm greedy.
Oh, and the only 'drug' I've really taken? Ritalin... stupid ADHD...
Bisexual, virgin, alcohol hater, drug hater, smoking hater.
Hmm, now they all hate me.
Also: "god did not make it adam and steve."
wut
God made the earth?
[bi people sleep around with so many people its just sick.]
So, you have personally talked to every single bi person in the entire world, and have successfully gathered this conclusion?
[ im so sick of gay people with their gay pride.]
I'm so sick of christians with their anti gay propaganda.
[god did not make it adam and steve. he made it adam and eve!! ]
Prove it.
Yep, bi guy over here. Only had... two sexual partners in my life. No addictions.
Are any other testimonials needed? Clearly, no more than a couple are necessary for you to form this view.
Right on, true american! Fuck the gays!
BTW: Does anyone know the best way to remove a vacuum cleaner attachment from the anus? It's been about four days now, and it's starting to ache a little...
Thanks,
George W Bush
Anon-e-moose
"I think that bi people are most discusting people on earth."
I agree. In the post-Xmas sales, have you seen the behaviour of people in the department stores? Fighting over bargains. The way one is bumped & jostled by others, why it can be worse than the pre-Xmas retail Hell; all I was wanting was the Western Digital 3 Tb HD reduced by 33%, and I nearly got bruised in the process! And the aftermath can be hideous!
So yes, buy people are the most disgusting people on earth!
Bi people however, can be the most discus stive people on Earth, when it comes to intelligent verbal intercourse, I find.
X3
As a pansexual (bi-and-then-some) chick, I wonder how much my existence would offend you.
Also, learn English, please.
Sorry, but your society, with all the goodly Christian people, made it so that it shamed anyone who didn't have constant sex (Unless they're female, in which case you shame them just because). Quit blaming your religion's actions on others.
I hate that bloody God made Adam and Eve”-sound bite. Do they really think it is original and has any value as an argument?
Hey fundies! If your god only made Adam and Eve, then where the hell did Steve come from?
Feel that Christian Love! You seem to know A LOT about the people you say you find so "discusting".
So, as I'm Lena, and my husband is Jonas, we're not allowed to marry? None of us is called Adam or Eve, not even as middle name.
Isn't there someone called Lilith involved, somehow? Is Lilith and Eve ok, then?
@anothga
"God did not make it Adam and Steve. He made it Adam and Eve!" (Fixed a couple of things. Mainly capitalization.)
'How do you know God is not lying?'
@Kuno
"I hate that bloody God made Adam and Eve”-sound bite. Do they really think it is original and has any value as an argument?
Hey fundies! If your god only made Adam and Eve, then where the hell did Steve come from?"
[On the subject of Adam and Eve ]
'But perhaps, you know, we should believe in Adam and Eve. Geneticists have established that every woman in the world shares a single female ancestor who lived a hundred and fifty thousand years ago. Scientists actually call her "Eve", and every man shares a single male ancestor called "Adam". It's also been established, however, that Adam was born eighty thousand years after Eve. So the world before him was one of heavy to industrial-strength lesbianism, one assumes. '
-Stephen Fry, "QI
Reiterating everyone else's comments here: I'm bi/pan/fluid (pansexual is probably most accurate, but call me whatever you want), can count all my sexual partners on one hand, have never had a drug addiction (if anything, I'd have to say my drug of choice is cannabis, but mostly because it's much safer and less addictive than alcohol, the results of addiction to which I have seen firsthand), and am quite obviously not as arrogant as this dick.
I'd like to pipe up in defense of hedonism though: If I was like you imagine, so fucking what? It doesn't affect you if I fuck thousands of people and shoot heroin daily, so you have no place telling anyone not to do so. It's not like I'm doing something that actually harms people and is deserving of disgust, like demonising entire groups of people without basis.
This guy seems to think every bi person is Brian Molko. Not that my wife and I wouldn't go for him in a heartbeat.
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