I personally don't think our generation will see the end of this war on terrorism because I believe our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is coming back soon to Rapture His church.
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Well ... Jesus said, in approximately 29-35 AD, that "there are some yet living who shall not taste death" before his return.
Any day now. Aaaaaaaaany day now.
And "his" church you say? I thought the rapture was a worldwide thing. if it's that small, maybe it already happened...AND YOU CHOSE WRONG, MORTAL!
We (that is the Americans) CAUSED this "war on terrorism" in the first place by using the other 95.6% of this planet as our personal doormat.
The reason why the Rapture hasn't come yet in that (your) god hasn't finished building the lunatic asylum yet as there is a shortage of bullshit-proof insulation.
"It's the end of days..."
Been saying that since 2800BC.
From "A Brief History of the Apocalypse":
http://www.abhota.info/end1.htm
No, really, THIS TIME FOR SURE!!!!
Sure, he's coming back soon! Any millennium now...
The "war" on terrorism seem to only produce more and more terrorists.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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