It's one thing to say I love Jesus and he loves me, but it's another thing to show Jesus that you love him. Stop having gay sex, and you'll show him.
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"What if we have gay sex WITH Jesus? Or ask Jesus to join, get a little holy threesome going on?"
My theory is that the Holy Spirit IS God's penis. After all, Mary was impregnated by the Holy Spirit, right? Why can't God have a pet name for his parts?
Phhht, that was nothing. I can't remember which forum I was in, but I suggested Jesus blow up dolls (with realistic spear hole).
I'll keep my gay sex, thankyou.
Keep watching it, that is.
o_Osupposed to kneel in front their man-sized bedroom crosses screaming "Come quickly, Jesus!", and waiting for that glorious moment when they his warm love wash all over them as proof that they "love" him? If Christian men stop doing this, (as they will be guilty of gay sex if they don't), Then they'll be showing that they love him..... by not loving him? Hmmm.... an interesting paradox.
“It's one thing to say I love Jesus and he loves me,”
“but it's another thing to show Jesus that you love him.”
“Stop having gay sex, and you'll show him.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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