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Nice blatant stab at Clinton. You guys just can't get over that, can you?
I wish this was on paper so I could wipe my ass with it.
Being part French myself, let me refer you to this...
Ricky Bobby: Really, smarty-pants? What did French land give us?
Jean Girard: We invented democracy, existentialism, and the blowjob.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Those are three pretty good things.
Ricky Bobby: Hey.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: That last one's pretty cool
You fail.
Jean Girard: We invented democracy, existentialism, and the blowjob.
Democracy predates France; existing in Athens at least 2500 years ago. In fact, the word democracy is Greek in origin.
Blow jobs where around in China longer than France has been a country.
But the United States is a secular nation, with a secular government, and the American Revolution was more about self-governance than "putting things in order". Our Presidents have never been subject to a religious authority, and they cannot be removed from office for failing to belive in God. Whoever made this comic really needs to go back and study history a little harder.
The slap at the French is quite nice, too. The American Revolution would have been a hell of a lot harder without their help. It might even have fizzled.
I've seen this guy's comics before on his website. His comics suck and he's always attacking D.C. Simpson of Ozy and Millie, and I Drew This, a bona fide liberal cartoonist who is actually funny in his political chicanery.
It chides me that Christians think that elected office holders are there to "rule" over us instead of the RULE OF LAW. The rule of law means everybody is bound by the law. Nobody rules over anyone else--not the governor, not the president, not the senate, not the military, not the clergy, not the police. It was a Frenchie who came up with that idea. Christians think they are still living in an authoritarian society.
poor french people they have no goverment :(
this comic reinforces what i've come to realize about fundies, they don't have a clue about how the american goverment works
majority doesn't rule in this country as they seem to think, but the laws that protect everyone majority or minority
SO close, and yet so far.
SO CLOSE to realizing that when the bible says that God appoints rulers, and the rulers are evil, that proves the bible wrong.
SO CLOSE to realizing that the bible WAS written to reinforce the divine right of kings. Interesting how "removing" a leader doesn't fit anywhere into his neat little diagram, but is relegated to another frame. That idea being based on the OBVIOUS rightness and goodness of the American Revolution.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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