Atheists...?
There's this annoying little **** that talks **** about our lord and says he's a lie. I just feel like grabbing his neck and twisting it like a wet towel till all the blood's out, maybe then when he dies and goes to hell he'll finally believe that he was a dumb fck for not believing in God. How can i let these people just pass instead of getting myself into a YouTube-wide argument?
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Why atheists only? Why not Buddhists, Hindus, Sikhs, Pagans, New Age, etc.?
Of course, if you actually believed in the message of your Christ you could.. I dunno...forgive them ?
or alternatively, you could just fuck off
"There's this annoying little **** that talks **** about our lord and says he's a lie. I just feel like grabbing his neck and twisting it like a wet towel till all the blood's out, maybe then when he dies and goes to hell he'll finally believe that he was a dumb fck for not believing in God."
When one exemplifies such virtues it's hard to believe you don't just have hordes of people all lining up to join your little cult.
Actually, it's real easy. Provide objective, empirical evidence. It doesn't mean I'll worship, but it means I'll believe.
What the fck is a **** that talks ****?
Hey, Adam; ****** ***** and ***** you, too
I just feel like grabbing his neck and twisting it like a wet towel till all the blood's out...
Appeantly you've never read the teachings of Jesus. Love thy neighbor anyone?
...maybe then when he dies and goes to hell he'll finally believe that he was a dumb fck for not believing in God.
Maybe when your Christ sends YOU to hell you'll relize he wasn't playing around when he said "love thy neighbor" or "turn the other cheek".
So...your faith is so weak that you cannot abide by someone who challenges it? You can't just walk by, you can't allow him his disbelief, you have to forcibly quell the urge to cause him real physical harm?
“Atheists...?
There's this annoying little **** that talks **** about our lord and says he's a lie.”
Okay.
“I just feel like grabbing his neck and twisting it like a wet towel till all the blood's out, maybe then when he dies and goes to hell he'll finally believe that he was a dumb fck for not believing in God.”
So, YOU would commit murder because an annoying little shit disagrees with you. Not leaving it up to God, you want the blood on your hands.
And the best evidence you can offer for your God is still the IOU, he’ll get it when he’s dead.
"How can i let these people just pass instead of getting myself into a YouTube-wide argument?”
Is it your fucking PLACE to be a one-man inquisition? Has the pope granted you the power to move through the population without let or hindrance to judge the people and murder them as appropriate? Did someone call for Jihad? Call a Fatwah?
Are you taking a course in piloting a jet into a tower?
I dunno.
Maybe read the Constitution and decide it’s unpatriotic to hold everyone accountable to YOUR religious beliefs?
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