[discussing an HIV vaccine]
I am pretty much agasint all vaccines. I'd rather use the immune system God gave me
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Yes, do remind us, what was the average life expectancy before vaccines eradicated/massively reduced the incidence of certain diseases.
So go ahead, die early, see if we care!
"I am pretty much agasint all vaccines. I'd rather use the immune system God gave me"
Since very few people have a resistance to HIV I'd say the odds aren't in your favor. Once again, science trumps your god.
Have fun battling smallpox and adult measles and seeing your child be born deaf and slow-witted from rubella (German measles).
I'd rather use the brain God* gave me (or a bunch of clever medical researchers) to not have to battle avoidable diseases.
*Or evolution, whichever did it.
> I am pretty much agasint all vaccines. I'd rather use the immune system God gave me
But the vaccines *help* the immune system by making them produce the correct antibodies.
And in case of HIV, the immune system may not be exactly in best shape to deal with viral infections, now is it?
When it comes to the whole topic of vaccines I'd say go ahead, place yourself at unnecessary risk, who cares? But unfortunately you're putting others in danger by your reckless, ignorant and idiotic behaviour. If only we could lock people like you up for being fucking stupid. Perhaps it could be considered reckless endangerment?
Hello smallpox, TB, cholera, etc.
God also gave you some intelligence. What about using it?
Enjoy your small pox, polio, mumps, measles, rubella, and H1N1. I'm sure you will have fun.
"I am pretty much agasint all vaccines. I'd rather use the immune system God gave me"
That would be fine with me, except that you're part of the "herd" (i.e., human society), and every person not vaccinated is a threat to the overall health of the herd and every other individual in it.
Leave the herd and you are welcome to all the diseases you want. Have fun with it. But you should not have the right to sponge off of our efforts to increase herd immunity through vaccines while at the same time exposing us to diseases that you will now be more likely to have.
~David D.G.
Mr. Polio would like a word with you.
Also, I put in a nomination for perfectpeach for a Darwin award.
Kat wrote:
"Be sure to avoid rusty nails and rusty metal things that can cut you."
You see? Tetanus is God's punishment for our evil metalworking technology. If we had never started smelting iron, we would not have sharp rusty implements laying around to cut ourselves on. We should have been content with smelting the copper ore God gave us, and not given in to the Satanic temptation to start working with iron.
Hey genius, vaccines work with your immune system.
But this is even funnier considering your parents immunized you against polio, whooping cough, pertussis, etc etc.
I'm pretty much against any deep-end-of-the-pool Christians using any vaccines. I'd rather they pray, fondle beads and be woefully sick. Not their innocent children, of course, but the adults for sure.
This is what the Darwin awards were invented for.
Knock yourself out, buddy. The more religious freaks taken out of the gene pool the better.
Yeah, the same great immune system that helped stopped smallpox, the bubonic plague, measles, malaria, and ........ oh wait, it hardly did a fucking thing except for the very few who manage to have a strong immune system. I want to see how well your immune system that your god gave you stop from having HIV.
Oh you sook, don't be so scared of Needles.
I'm scared to death of giving blood because it involves needles but that doesn't mean I condemn those who are breave enough to give blood and it doesn't mean vaccines are evil in my book.
Grow the fuck up and listen to the smart scientists.
While I agree that H1N1 is not as big a deal as the media says, being against all vaccines implies that you're pro-measles, pro-diptheria, pro-polio, pro-whooping-cough, pro-smallpox, pro-tuberculosis, pro-tetanus....
"I'd rather use the immune system God gave me"
Care to test that theory? Get yourself infected, and see how long you'll last when you're HIV+ - and no taking anti-retroviral drugs, neither, naughty!
We'll see how that 'immune system God gave you' works. You may even be one of the very rare examples of people who are immune to it.
Are you willing to take that chance? On faith?
I am pretty much agasint all vaccines.
That's because you are an idiot.
I'd rather use the immune system God gave me
Which works oh-so well against a virus that destroys the immune system.
Awesome idea, perfectlyretardedpeach, while you're at it why not stop wearing safety belts, and never wear a helmet on a bicycle or motorcycle. Don't let liberals/big government/Obama tell you what to do. And those warning labels on household chemicals? They're unnecessary. You can totally drink them.
@ Zeus Almighty
I had a business partner that refused to wear a seatbelt because "no damn government was going to tell [him] what to do". Yeah, the autopsy pictures weren't pretty. He was fortunate, his passenger took most of a day to die.
As for people like perfectpeach, the problem is that they wont get the shot, but then their wasting valuable medical resources for every sniffle because they're sure they've got the pandemic du jour.
Knock yourself out, about 50% of the population of the world can live just as long that way. If your lucky enough to have a active,adaptive immune system, good for you, but I have to ask: Why do you hate old people and babies?
@Panz
"Says an asshole that got vaccinated against deadly diseases we've nearly wiped or have wiped out.
I hope you get polio"
Fundies like this claim that deadly diseases are a curse upon the 'sinful world'. perfectpeach & their ilk have clearly never heard of the Smallpox Eradication Program from 1950-80.
Science - 1, God - 0.
Better pray that a cure for HIV/AIDS isn't found, right-wing fundies who claim that 'AIDS is God's righteous vengeance against gays!'.
Because what are you going to look like in the eyes of the world when the day comes that a laboratory has perfected an anti-AIDS vaccine that is 100% effective?
Better start preparations for lifting the whole sports field, never mind the goalposts, fundies. Not long now...
BEHOLD the wonder that is the human immune system!
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Enjoy your polio.
Oh, and feel free to google for images of smallpox victims. You know, so you can see what vaccines saved us from.
The Smallpox virus now only exists in culture flasks in certain labs around the world - as a result of the Smallpox Eradication Program, from 1950-80; the last death from the virus was in 1977 - with debate in the scientific community to this day on if virological research (against other diseases) should be continued, or said flasks to be destroyed.
Yes, that's right: Scientists have it in their power to make an entire species of virus extinct .
Just suppose someone were to smuggle out one small sample of Smallpox, track you down & chloroform you (then bundle you away in a van), you wake up in a hermetically sealed chamber, and you're told that you've been injected with that Smallpox virus.
If you survive , you're free to go. Better start praying ...! >:D
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