There was no Lillith [Adam's first wife according to medieval folklore]. It is said that Eve was taken from Adam's hip. Man has ONE less hip than a woman. So, there could have only been ONE wife of Adam.
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Admittedly I'm a bit less hip than most of my female friends, but I don't think this is quite the same thing.
Excellent award for this one, Yahweh! Wrong theologically as well as insanely wrong anatomically; he's two for two.
~David D.G.
(checks my pelvis, counts hips) Nope, two. And the rib thing isn't true either. And if you know anything about the current state of population genetics, Adam and Eve didn't even know each other, having been born many generations apart...
She also forgot that Juedo-Christian mythology stated Lilith was made from dirt.
Idiot doesn't even know his/her own religion, let alone biology.
Yeah. Ignore some stories, written by the same crowd you got your stories from.
I've been waitin' to use this one
Were you there?
Well, last time I checked, I have both hips, and I'm a woman, and, shockingly enough, my BOYfriend has two hips, and he's definitely a man... Interesting idea, saying that men have one hip.
If you don´t have a hip, you´re not likely to walk. Try better with, say, rib, which is what the Bible actually says.
"Man has ONE less hip than a woman."
Sheath J. Rubber is one of only a few men who escaped the tender mercies of Dinsdale Piranha.
As he'd had his pelvis partially screwed to a cake stand in the process of prematurely breaking off his meeting with Dinsy, and left the rest for him to nail to the floor, then in a way he's right. [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm ] X3
1. It’s supposed to have been a r ib .
2. Only Eve has been created that way, Lilith was created the same way as Adam.
3. Men do not have less ribs than women.
You fail at your own mythology.
Has ever someone met a fundie in the wild making that “men have one rib less” argument and asked them which side of a man’s ribcage has more ribs than the other?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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