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They make me wary and uncomfortable. The first thing I plan to consider in my wife (besides being a Christian) is whether she has pursued the battle for purity all her life.
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You are likely to have a very awkward first time, and stand a good chance of putting your future wife off of sex forever. So here is my wish for you:
I hope that against the odds you're actually a nice guy who just happens to be a magnet for smoking hot and decidedly immodest slutty girls, and nothing else. In fact, I hope that when you go back to school on monday, the class bike develops a crush on you and pursues you at great length to forcibly remove your virginity.
And I hope it creates a crisis in your faith that can never be fully resolved without jettisoning the whole thing completely.
How do ya like them apples?
Women who aren't good little submissive, repressed, chaste and pure christians making a fundie "wary and uncomfortable?"
Wow, that's a new one.
They make me wary and uncomfortable. Really. If she shows part of her breasts, she's the work of Satan and is out to eat your penis.
Of course, they make you wary and uncomfortable, because you're unable to control your urges unless they all wear burqas. And the Christian woman will tell you, go look for the Battle yourself, if you're unable to hold your pants.
“They”
Women who are not under three layers of burlap.
“make me wary and uncomfortable.”
Because you have no fucking idea how to get their attention, much less attract them?
“The first thing I plan to consider in my wife (besides being a Christian) is whether she has pursued the battle for purity all her life.”
So…
1. Christain
2. Prude/Virgin
Yeah, one of you will be asking for a divorce well inside of a decade. I started with ‘grownup.’ She already knew what she wanted and didn’t want out of a partner, and a controlling, judgmental, asshole wasn’t it.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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