I am sorry but how.do you guys know beyond a shadow of a doubt that Obama is not the antichrist? I only ask b/c he fits so many characteristics of antichrist. So many reasons really. Yet everyone seems sure he can't be. I mean, he probably isn't but do we know for sure? Maybe he doesn't.even know for.sure.
Just asking. The guy gives.me.the willies. I have heard him make fun of the bible saying the sermon on the mount.is so extreme blah blah blah. Also saw a.video that his name.means lightning which Jesus referred to satan being cast out as lightning.
I know pretty far out.there but...........how do you know FOR SURE?
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] how.do you guys know beyond a shadow of a doubt that Obama is not the antichrist? I only ask b/c he fits so many characteristics of antichrist.
Well, seeing how many different definitions of the “antichrist” were thrown around historically, and how many other persons before Obama were said to be the antichrist, there is one question I have:
How do you, “dunegirl” (if that’s even your real name
), know beyond a shadow of a doubt that you yourself are not the antichrist? Huh?
I know that is pretty far out, but
how do you know FOR SURE?
PS: What’s the matter with the “.” instead of spaces?
how do you know FOR SURE?
Because, surely the evil overlords would have put that small detail on his fake birth certificate!
How do you know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Pat Robertson is not the anti-Christ? All I know is that whenever the guy speaks, guts churn and brain cells die.
No, it's not up to me to prove it. It's up to you to disprove it. So there.
how.do you guys know beyond a shadow of a doubt that Obama is not the antichrist?
Because there is no such thing as the antichrist.
But if there were, I'd say that Fred Phelps would have to be the antichrist. He's pure evil and he's done more to ruin the reputation of Christianity than anyone in recent history.
If Obama was the antichrist, he would appeal to the people who regard greed as healthy for society, the people who decry the demands of workers for a living wage as "selfish entitlement" and the people who glorify the buildup of the military while poor people die from inadequate medical care.
If Obama was the antichrist, he'd be the champion of he republican party.
@Dr.Shrinker
He'd do all that while promoting conservatives' perverted idea of Christianity, too. You know, like refusing to help the poor or sick, hoarding massive wealth, and promoting the idea of "I got mine because God loves me."
Sweet Megatron, the punctuation of this post is horrible.
Oy, duniegirl: periods go at the end of a sentence, not after each month of typing.
I be sorry but how.do yo ass guys know beyond a shadow of a doubt dat Obizzay aint tha antichrist, biatch? I only ask b/c he fitz all kindsa muthafuckin characteristicz of antichrist. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So nuff reasons straight-up. Yet everyone seems shizzle he can't be. I mean, he probably aint but do our crazy-ass asses know fo' sure, biatch? Maybe he don't.even know for.sure.
Just asking. Da playa gives.me.the willies. I have heard his ass make funk of tha bizzy sayin tha sermon on tha mount.is so off tha hook blah blah blah fo' realz. Also saw a.vizzle dat his name.means lightnin which Jizzy referred ta satan bein cast up as lightning.
I know pretty far out.there but...........how do yo ass know FOR SURE?
"I am sorry but how.do you guys know beyond a shadow of a doubt that Obama is not the antichrist?"
Because he's not A: British. B: Female. C: Conservative. D: White. And E: called Maggie Thatcher (*spit *).
She is the real Antichrist. Prove. Me ...:
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First, research what the antichrist is supposed to be. According to whatever flavor of mythology you follow, there have been many ACs already.
It's Zeus who casts lightning bolts as his go-to weapon.
but do we know for sure?
How do we know for sure that we're not all just "brains in a vat " or on a holographic space ship in the n th dimension?
And Ash above is right, BRK is the common Semitic root for "blessed", more commonly known to us in the Old Testament name Baruch or in the Arabic name Mubarak (which is the past participle, built with "mu-").
"I am sorry but how.do you guys know beyond a shadow of a doubt that Obama is not the antichrist?"
Like in all things, fundies are never unwilling to push the burden of proof away from themselves.
"do you guys know beyond a shadow of a doubt that Obama is not the antichrist?"
Yes, and now I know beyond the shadow of a doubt that duniegirl is dumber than a bag of hair.
I think the main proof that he is not "the antichrist" is that your religion does not mention a single antichrist.
It mentions multiple antichrists whose only defining characteristic is preaching and leading people away from Christ. By this definition all religious leaders of other faiths are antichrists. However the more common interpretation is that these antichrists are actually people who pervert the teachings of Christ to lead people away from being Christ like. With this interpretation most fundamentalist and mega churches would qualify.
Duniegirl, haven't you seen any of the Omen movies? How could Mr Obama be the antichrist? The 666 wouldn't show up on his Satanically dark skin would it?
But it COULD be you. So you need to shave all your hair off off (even down there) and have a really good look.
Well if he gives duniegirl the willies I guess we will have to look into it.
However, my guess is that most any black guy gives duniegirl the willies.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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