Funny how wrong they are, isn't it? Love comes from God. "He who loveth not knoweth not love, for God is love." Isn't it amazing how these descendants of animals seem to put everything in terms of bland chemistry? There is no magic whatever in their lives. Poor fools.
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"I thought magic was the sort of thing that the fundies get pissed about?"
That's what I was thinking. In fact, if I recall my Leviticus, you're supposed to stone practitioners of magic. It was mentioned either just before or just after it tells you you should stone homosexuals.
Even granting the use of words like "magic" (I try not to be pedantic), for me at least, fully understanding the mechanics of the universe bring more wonderment to me. I for one believe in at least some sort of higher power (that could use whatever natural processes there are), and seeing the Whole is a better manifestation of such than a simple "goddidit".
"Wait, is this guy saying that only non-christians evolved?"
Yup. The Christians came from the incestuous relationship of Adam & Eve and then the unions of their children.
Unless, of course, God created more than two people.
See, Mr. Einstein could be religious and still sane. There's a helluva lot more magic in my life than in their puny, Paradise-wishing existence. It's the magic of, oh, existing and looking through the Universe's fabric through eyes that will eventually not exist anymore.
a) you are a descendant of animals
b) that is called evolution, to which you now seem to agree
c) that is written by man, I could write "Tiger Woods created the world" over and over again and I'm sure some fool would believe it.
d) If something is bland, does not mean its false.
a) you are incredibly dumb, so much so my head hurts.
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Aleister Crowley cursed a whole town and caused a druid to have to ride through the place sticking out of a car to rid the place of it. Supposedly. He was also part of the "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band".
There IS magic in our lives. I'm a living proof of magic - I'm alive.
If love comes from your God, then what is this intense feeling I feel towards my beloved(and David Bowie)?
Magic is the process of entertaining by illusion. And I wish I was better at it.
Apart from that, he don't know us vewy well, do he?
Just because your Religion tells you it's impossible to feel happiness and wonder without it that doesn't mean it's true. It's such a simple trick I can't believe so many people fall for it.
'My Religion consists of peace, love and giving me all of your money'
'Your religion sucks'
'What do you have against peace and love ??'
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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