To anyone here with a boyfriend or girlfriend:
If you wish to avoid lustful actions, never be alone together. If you're alone, thoughts will arise, temptations will occur and left long enough, you will fall. That is inevitable. The only certain way to avoid the situation is to avoid the conditions of the situation i.e. do not be alone.
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How are they supposed to get to know each other then? Oh, yes, arranged marriage, god's will, yeah...
Then, if that fails, girls, buy a chastity bely, and throw away the key. Boys, cut your penis off. After all, Jesus said, if any part of you causes you to sin, cut it off..
That's a great idea! Wait, no...I have a better idea...DO be alone, and DO have sex, because it's fun!
If i have a girlfriend, i don't wish to avoid lustful situations, dickhead.
And bizarrely, despite having been alone with any number of girls, i've never had any trouble restraining myself when they aren't my girlfriends.
Fuck off back to your impulse-ridden midden.
Hire two bodyguards to- well, guard your bodies. Two is in case one has to go to the bathroom. Then bring them to the bookstore, you know, just in case you get the urge to read Harry Potter or the Golden Compass.
This almost makes me want more to have sex with my girlfriend, just to spite the fundies...
Yes, I'm sure that's the reason. >>
"To anyone here with a boyfriend or girlfriend:
If you wish to avoid lustful actions, never be alone together. If you're alone, thoughts will arise, temptations will occur and left long enough, you will fall... "
..On her bed. She stradles your waist with her shapely legs, and fraticly unbuttons your shirt. You pull her baggy sweater over her head, revealing her lucious body. You let your hands caress her bosom. She gasps, and you let your imagination work from there....
Now that I have planted the seed of sin into your mind, you will surely go to hell. MWUHUHAHAHAAA!
So sex is something that happens whether you want it to or not, but only if no one is looking?
"I swear, I only turned my back on Tom and Judy for a second, and when I looked back he'd already bent her over the couch."
Having seen, and had, sex in public, sometimes crowded places, I don't think this idea will work.
Confused?
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