Moothers can look at a girl and see through the polite attitude and pretty face down to the heart of the girl. They can tell you if you have fallen for the wrong type of girl, or confirm that the girl you are interested in is a good choice. Fathers can also help their daughters in the same kind of way. They understand what is in the heart and mind of the young men, and how the intentions for the innocent young girl are not so innocent. In addition to this, your parents can also give you a way of escape from someone who may not be right for you. Since their authority is final, if they say you should not see someone, the discussions is settled.
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Someone on here should go on T4C and pose as someone's father and say that they don't approve of their daughter interacting with Bro. Randy, because he can see that his intentions for his innocent young girl are not so innocent.
I don't know why I'm bothering, but here goes:
Ohhohoh.
Fathers can also help their daughters in the same kind of way. They understand what is in the heart and mind of the young men, and how the intentions for the innocent young girl are not so innocent.
They can give their opinion, of course, but, since they´re not going to marry the other person, and they´re not going to commit, the final decision relies on the person marrying. And you can´t make totally sure that parents:
WTF?!?! Randy, just keep spouting off your bullshit, and we'll keep quoting you. By the way, the FBI won't do jack shit about it.
Patches, I like your idea, but Randy will never allow an adult to confront him on his own turf.
And, for some mysterious reason, kids don´t have the same gift. What if they marry the girl off because they want to have another mouth to feed?. I thought that the final authority was God, so, are they actually contradicting him, who has made the girl fall in love?, or worse, if their word is the final authority, are they going to fill for divorce if, given the case it arrives?, or lose their virginity on their first night?, are they going to purge the sin of adultery in your behalf if it comes to be?
Brother Randy, have I mentioned how much I hate your self rightous, arrogant, pomous, meglamaniacle guts today? OK. I do. I really do.
He doesn't have children, does he.
No, don't, you can't, I forbid...those are not orders. They are challenges. ESPECIALLY to a teenager.
"Moothers can look at a girl and see through the polite attitude and pretty face down to the heart of the girl. They can tell you if you have fallen for the wrong type of girl, or confirm that the girl you are interested in is a good choice."
"Hello, Mom? I wanna get laid tonight, so could you meet me at the bar and find the easy ones for me? Thanks. Bye."
"Moothers can look at a girl and see through the polite attitude and pretty face down to the heart of the girl. They can tell you if you have fallen for the wrong type of girl, or confirm that the girl you are interested in is a good choice."
"Hello, Mom? I wanna get laid tonight, so could you meet me at the bar and find the easy ones for me? Thanks. Bye."
Total Bullshit. No-one has that ability, especially Christians that fall for bullshit readily.This is also a dangerous attitude as you judge on first impressions (dependant on circumstances, your emotional state or appearance)It 's not just Christians that think you can snap-judge people, readers of phychiatric, body-language or motivational books also think they have this amazing insight. I've seen them proven wrong so many times.
After all many people have noticed hoe cops, lawyers and preachers kids can be the worst of any group
Moothers [?] can tell you if you have fallen for the wrong type of girl,WILL . Ans.: Nobody is good enough for my boy.
And Bush can look into PootyPoot's eye and see his pure soul.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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