(on the show "Spongebob")
I've only seen the show a couple of times with the kids, but it most definitely is not very clean....I could clearly pick up on the undertones...
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Not that I believe that this is true, but having watched this show a bit, I can see where they would get this idea. There was one episode in particular that leads me to think that the producers are deliberately fucking with the people who think they're part of some sort of gay agenda.
You people are seriously fucked in the head. Is everything but the bible a liberal/homo plot now?
It is a friggin cartoon designed for five year olds, there is no "gay" content. What is really despicable is the damage you are doing to your kids showing all this insane paranoia around them.
"the liberals will stop at nothing to promote their views in our children's television"
Do they all think that liberals never have any children of their own? Anyway, this quote is a perfect example of the fundamentalists' ego: they literally think the universe was made for them; so why wouldn't they think that a cartoon was explicitly designed to corrupt their children and leftists spend their time doing so?
Mind you, Spongebob causes brain damage, but that's hardly news.
@Sol Invictus
Do they all think that liberals never have any children of their own?
The poster in question is assuming Spongebob and Patrick are *smart* enough to figure out how to have sex.
Personally, I have my doubts. :)
Holy fucking tits, are you serious?
As both a homosexual and an AVID Spongebob fan, I think I'm more than qualified enough to say that you're a fucking idiot.
I mean, it's hardly Fundie-friendly I'll admit, but seriously, SDpongebob and Patrick, gay? The only thing Spongebob's ever been attracted to was a Krabby Patty, which while creepy in it's own right is hardly gay.
As for Patrick, the only thing he's ever done that could be vaguely homosexual was crossdress to avoid a stalker, and yes while everyone fell head over heels for 'Patricia' there was a major YUCK factor when it was made obvious he was a MAN so really if anything they're pushing YOUR agenda that says boys kissing is gross.
(Why am I even having this conversation?)
I don't let my kids (that are 5 and 2) watch Spongebob. But not because I think Spongebob and Patrick are gay. I simply don't think its age appropriate entertainment for preschoolers.
I find that as funny as the quote itself.
Once, when I was in junior high school, a friend and I set out to find subliminal sexual references in magazine advertisements. After a short while, we couldn't find anything in which we couldn't see such a reference. That's what I think is going on here.
How can a sponge (poriferan) and a starfish (echinoderm) be lovers? They're completely different phyla. Sponges don't have distinct sexes - they reproduce either by budding or occasionally by shedding sperm into the water, where it is absorbed by another sponge to fertilize its egg cells. Starfish have distinct sexes and reproduce much like fish - by shedding eggs and sperm into the water.
I could clearly pick up on the undertones
Psychiatrist: What does this ink blot look like?I'm obsessed?! You're the one showing me all the dirty pictures!
@ Fangirl
On a more serious note, my neutered dog humps over my male cat. The dog is too tall for there to be actual contact between them, but while he is doing it he has a boner. What would the neighbors think if they knew there was inter-species gay sex going on in my house? Also, should I stone them both? Or is it just an awesome concept for a kiddie cartoon?
"while I cannot be sure if this is true or not"
Why not? You've watched it or so you claim. make your own mind up, stop being a sheep.
"the liberals will stop at nothing to promote their views in our children's television. "
*cough*VEGGIETALES!*cough*
Oh, excuse me.. had something caught in my throat.
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Well played, sirs! Well played!
"...the liberals will stop at nothing to promote their views in our children's television....its despicable..."
As far as I know, [a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davey_and_Goliath "]Davey and Goliath[/a] ("What did we learn today, Davey?") is still on the air somewhere. Secret Hideout played forever on the radio. I've seen dozens of Bible Tales and other religious for-children animated video tapes for sale. If they don't get air time, it's just because they suck. Then again, you can't expect good production values from cretins that have trouble figuring out how to open a jar of peanut butter.
Doctor Whom: "Once, when I was in junior high school, a friend and I set out to find subliminal sexual references in magazine advertisements. After a short while, we couldn't find anything in which we couldn't see such a reference. That's what I think is going on here."
Me too! Even used a magnifying glass to look at the orgies and demons in the ice cubes in the Smirnoff ads. Amazing what you can find when you look for it. Truly, believing is seeing.
Aaaaarrrrgh! It's not safe to go into the bathroom. The loofah has teh gheys!
What sort of infantile mind believes that cartoon characters are live and have independence to be gay or otherwise? How can they have any sexuality, for fuck's sake?
I remember hearing (either on television or from a friend) that the creator of the show have written sponge Bob and his pink friend to be homosexual lovers....while I cannot be sure if this is true or not, I'm going to believe it anyways, because it fits my hateful, bigoted, narrow worldview.
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I've seen some Saturday-morning Bible cartoons. Do those offend Karen as well? I mean, after all, she seems to have a problem with ideologies that promote their views on children's television.
Or is it only when those views disagree with hers?
"I remember hearing (either on television or from a friend) that the creator of the show have written sponge Bob and his pink friend to be homosexual lovers...."
This is certainly not the case.
"the liberals will stop at nothing to promote their views in our children's television...."
Not everything has an agenda too it.
I don't believe it. These people(not all since most on this thread like the show) find evil in everything. They do like VeggieTales. When they make their kids eat vegetables I wonder if they tell them they just murdered the cast of VeggieTales?
Recently Family Guy was a target of the American Family Association.
Karenwaits....go rent Saved . You'll love it! You're also the only one on that thread that thinks SpongeBob is diabolical and evil. Perhaps they see it for what it is: A cartoon.
'I remember hearing (either on television or from a friend) that the creator of the show have written sponge Bob and his pink friend to be homosexual lovers....while I cannot be sure if this is true or not, it wouldnot surprise me in the least....the liberals will stop at nothing to promote their views in our children's television....its despicable...'
That's only if you believe the lies of James Dobson & Focus on the Fiction.
While that show does have it's induendo, (You have to look pretty hard to see it)
@AJComixII
my opinions, my beliefs, my stance at life... thats all up for insults.
BUT NOT MY DEAR SPONGE OF A BOB
patrick the star fish is FTW
and besides, i dont think any of them have relationships on that level as it is a kiddy show
the fundies have crossed a line here.
OH, NO YOU DI'NT!
(snaps fingers)
I KNOW YOU AIN'T TALKIN' 'BOUT MY SPONGEBOB!!
Seriously, you type of people could suck the fun out of anything. You'd best leave the Sponge alone.
ExSaint, you exaggerate. It's not just innuendo, it's also cultural references, running gags, slapstick, wordplay...
A series named SpongeBob SquarePants sounds like a very clean show to me.
Homosexual lovers can be just as clean as heterosexual lovers, surely?
Well, the republicans will stop at nothing to promote THEIR views in children's television either, so you're all despicable together.
If you take four species of sponge, blitz them - with some seawater - in a blender and pour the resulting 'smoothie' in a tray, they will reform themselves into the four original separate sponges.
Even the T-1000 was destroyed in "Terminator II".
You cannot kill an idea . [/Nietzsche] >:D
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