“Jesus came first before [the Greeks and Romans]”
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Your right, you don't think.
Anno Domini, The year of our Lord, A.D. ring a bell? N0 then how about B.C, have you ever wondered why 334 B.C. the birth year of Alexander The Great what the B.C meant or 31 B.C. the year of the Battle of Actium etc.
Well at least we know you don't like or believe any of that Old Testament Crap.
Just out of interest, do you vote ? or have you produced offspring ?
You know, we've got Whoopi replacing Rosie for the strident liberal thing, Joy as the middle-aged comedian, Barbara as the elder stateswoman, Elizabeth as the conservative pit bull, and it's a damn shame they don't have Lisa Ling still around as the badass investigator/activist. But Sherri Shepard is the first View panelist to truly represent the Fucking Idiot demographic (Debbie Mantenopoulos was more a ditz than a moron).
Just a little reminder, how is it possible, if so, that the first Bibles were written in Greek because it was the language of culture at the time(because they were under Greek rule and they have expelled them not long before)?, if he predated the Romans, what does Poncius Pilatus there?. Well, what did the Legions there, for that matter?
On Livejournal where they're talking about this, someone says :
"That's like saying Lando Calrissian came before the death star - dude, Jesus doesn't even show up until the 2nd movie, err, book, err, Testament."
*twitch*
Check the first 39 books of the OT. There you'll find a BIG 'anything' that predated Christians.
Edit: I'm not sure she's not in kayfabe. This HAS to be a work, or at least an exaggeration for sarcasm.
All Hail, Queen of the Retards!!
Bow before She Who Must Not Ride the Regular Bus! Marvel as she drools Biblical verse and fails not only History and common sense forever, but the very book of Genesis itself!
(To be fair, Genesis, IMO, didn't really get going until Phil Collins joined anyways.)
Here is your crown, Your Majesty. No, no, it's not edible, but neither is it toxic, since you by your very nature are wont to put things in your mouth.
I mean, fucking really? I have read some retarded shit here, but this is the first time I haven't been able to stop laughing over something! Seriously, I think I'm starting to black out!
She's echoing statements we've seen from a lot of Fundies. To them, history ignorant and ignorant of their own Bible, the Bible's just always existed. 2000 years since Christ's Birth? well sure, but the Bible's much older than that! Other cultures, other Gods? Sure but they're copies of Christianity.
There's a good chance her stupidity on this came directly from the church as many of these similar claims have been posted on FSTDT from clergy. Never underestimate how insanely ignorant of reality these fundie churchs will go. Mormons ridiculous? Ha, the Southern Baptists and Evangelists have pushed it even further into astoundingly stupid land.
And how can someone so stupid and uneducated rise to prominance on television? They've elected and reelected more astounding stupidity to high office!
Jesus came before the Romans? Crikey, don't you even know your own mythical biblical "history?"
We won't even talk about real history.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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