Hey stupid evolutionists,if I'm related to monkeys then how come I never see any at my family reunions?
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You, the individual, has no relation to Monkies.
You, the Human being, shares a common ancestor with them from millions of years ago.
Why is this such a hard concept for you?
Where did these people go to school? I know that we started learning about Charles Darwin and The Origin of Species in 7th grade; it continued on into our high school years. I went to school in Northern Florida. My question is, how do these people not understand in the slightest how evolution or natural selection works? Its not a difficult concept to grasp. I just don't get it...WTF?!?!?!
Maybe its because you never invite them?
Also, now thanks to you I now have the following song going around and around my head:
Hey, hey, were the monkees
Being sung by Kim Basinger of all people.
"Hey stupid evolutionists,if I'm related to monkeys then how come I never see any at my family reunions?
You're obviously attending the wrong reunions. Humans are apes, not monkeys. You want the reunion down the hall.
I would imagine your family reunions are: You, Your parents, Your siblings, trying to work out the fucked up ways you are related.
BC U R NOT LOOKING
OUCH BURN
Humans share 99.9% of their DNA with every other human. That means we're all related. So why aren't my family gatherings just "open" to the entire human species? As for you, dumbass, other primates don't invite you to their parties. They think fundies are beneath them.
What "Darwin Was Wrong" really meant to say (the truthful core of his soul... which might fade away because of the incredible lie-obesity of his mind...) was:
"I'm not sure if I understand the Theory of Evolution. Can someone explain it to me in layman's terms? Beware: You have to break through my unwillingness to accept the information that you present!"
Well guys, I'm sorry to disappoint you but no, we don't evolve from monkeys and modern science prove Darwin wrong. There is no evolution from monkeys to human beings, but there is in fact DEGRADATION. Yes, monkeys have degradeded from us.
“Hey stupid evolutionists,if”
“I'm related to monkeys”
“then how come I never see any at my family reunions?”
“Answer me that oh wise ones!”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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