Phrankdatank #fundie

Phrankdatank #fundie rr-bb.com

I've been spamming random youtube videos in their comments sections, I got 5 accounts on youtube, and here's what I usually post:

"Fear GOD who hath power to cast you into HELL(Luke 12:5)! Fear God and depart from evil(Proverbs 3:7)! God is ANGRY with the wicked everyday(Psalm 7:11)! Jesus Christ is the WAY, the TRUTH, and the LIFE, there is NO OTHER WAY to be saved(John 14:6)! For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved(John 3:17)! TURN FROM YOUR SINS AND SUBMIT 2 THE LORDSHIP OF JESUS CHRIST NOW! DON'T BOAST OF HAVING TOMORROW! Proverbs 27:1"

Get quite a bit of negative remarks from this, both from athiests who spout their lack of belief to God as well as people who claim to be Christians but say "you're doing it wrong and are driving people from Christ"

It does grate on me at times when you see a nice, juicy 1,000,000+ viewed video, post on it, only to get "Comment Pending Approval!" Angers me, kinda like it's making fun of me in a way. Really angers me when the channel owner has all their videos set to Comment Pending Approval as well as their Channel comments section. When I get the first Comment Pending Approval, I go to their channel and copy and paste the same message to their channel comments section, and if it says "Comment Pending Approval" there I let it go(angrily of course), but if not I go to a video that might not be set to "Comment Pending Approval" and spam that, and if it isn't set to that, to be honest I get a rush of "Pride" or what a gamer like I would call "l33tness" for "outsmarting" the channel owner. But when everything is set to "Approve comments", I leave angered, even though I know that God knew in advance that it was set that way, I guess it's just a matter of my pride in that case.

Another thing I hate is when someone deletes your comment and then posts on your channel/videos bragging about it.

BTW speaking of youtube I made a video on one of my accounts(has no sound or anything, just hand-made slides using Paint), here it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O63VMypNYq4

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old comment by Michael the Christian

as well as people who claim to be Christians but say "you're doing it wrong and are driving people from Christ"

I love how he says "claim to be Christians", as if the people who tell him that aren't really Christians.

I feel the same way whenever I try to post something on Mr Mann's blog (although it doesn't get anywhere near 1000000+ visitors).

old comment by

"But when everything is set to "Approve comments", I leave angered, even though I know that God knew in advance that it was set that way, I guess it's just a matter of my pride in that case."

Isn't pride one of the Seven Deadly Sins? Boy, that's gonna be awkward when you go to Hell with all the people you were trying to convert (if you believe in Hell, that is).

As for the comment approvals, they're not put in place specifically to single you out, but to keep spammers (like you), trolls, flammers, etc. from wasting space.

And for the record, saying you have "l33t" gamer skills is a sure-fire way of declaring that you are a n00b (not to be confused with a newb, who is merely new to gaming/a particular game).

old comment by Pule Thamex

Don't get too angry my friend, quite phrankly, you'll be going home ... soon, won't you? As you wait in the holy aero-queue to do your waist-clasping, groinal-obeisance routine, you can look down on a world of laughing and pointing atheists and YouTubers with a good deal of satisfaction, inwardly, and probably outwardly, glowing, knowing that you'll soon be in your mansion. But hoping that they don't catch you on film to post your floating escapades on YouTube. I wonder what your mansion will be like? Hey that's a good idea for a thread on Rapture Ready. Or have you already done that one? I expect so.

Question. You know when you are hovering in-line, will we atheists left behind need umbrellas? I mean as a precaution in case you decide to piss and shit on us from above? Or will you be too embarrassed by your own nakedness to be able to excrete and piss, thereby making yourself look even more of a chump?

old comment by dionysus

1) People are getting annoyed because you're a spammer, not because you're talking about Jesus. How would you feel if I spammed every Christian channel and said "THERE IS NO GOD SO TOUGH SHIT FOR YOU!"?

2) I also can't stand it when channels have their comments set to "approve", however, did you ever think that maybe people do that because of spammers like you?

3) Creationists are FAR more often guilty of setting their comments to "approve", that is, if they allow comments at all.

4) but if not I go to a video that might not be set to "Comment Pending Approval" and spam that, and if it isn't set to that, to be honest I get a rush of "Pride"

...and...

I leave angered, even though I know that God knew in advance that it was set that way, I guess it's just a matter of my pride in that case.

Pride is a sin, so you're going to hell too! Or as you said: Fear GOD who hath power to cast you into HELL(Luke 12:5)!
And to all my fellow heathens, don't worry about having to spend eternity with this clown; hell has a special padded room for all of the creationist hypocrites.

old comment by Doubting Thomas

Ever stop to think that spamming with that kind of garbage is totally ineffective at bringing people to Christianity? I've never seen any wild-eyed preacher or any internet scripture spammer being effective at bringing one person into the religion. In fact, it shows everyone exactly how crazy fundamentalists like Phrankdatank really are. But to be perfectly honest, when someone starts plastering bible verses all over and screaming REPENT!!! it does anything but make me want to join. Even when I was religious I couldn't stand the ultra-fundies who screamed bible verses. It's like they're so fanatic they can't understand that not everyone puts total belief into the same book they do, and can't understand why people aren't swayed by bible verses.

And how much of an ego problem do you have to have when you get angered because someone sets their channel to approve comments before posting them? Ever think that it's because of the religious crap your spamming that makes people want to approve comments first?

And who wants to bet that Phrank has to approve all comments before they're posted to his videos?

old comment by WWWWolf

> I've been spamming random youtube videos in their comments sections [...] Get quite a bit of negative remarks from this

I don't care what people spam. Spam is annoying no matter who posts it, and why.

> It does grate on me at times when you see a nice, juicy 1,000,000+ viewed video, post on it, only to get "Comment Pending Approval!"

It grates me too! Instead of useful, free discussions in the Internet, we need to waste time on moderation of comments because morons keep spamming various places. Wish they would stop spamming so we could focus on the discussions again.

> to be honest I get a rush of "Pride" or what a gamer like I would call "l33tness" for "outsmarting" the channel owner.

And the guys who subsequently flag your messages or deletes your crap gets a honest and nice sense of satisfaction that they are getting rid of useless garbage no one wants, making the experience better for all users. Since everyone is having fun, everybody wins, except the people who kill the spam, because they always get the last word and hence win harder than the spammers! Spammers just delude themselves that their antisocial behaviour is actually nice and productive, but they're a bit weird in the head that way!

> Another thing I hate is when someone deletes your comment and then posts on your channel/videos bragging about it.

Got to agree here. Pros just kill the spam and don't say a further word. No need to waste time and energy and further bandwidth on the spam garbage. Except when it really, really is too pathetic or hilarious to ignore. People do need warnings every now and then, lest we forget the realities of Internet discourse.

old comment by Pule Thamex

It is of some importance to the manufacturers of blind-folds and very dark glasses to know whether or not the obese baby-making machines, nominally called mothers, and formed out of gigantic rolls of fat, will be totally naked on rapture day? These porcine breeders of massive expanse and their spindly little husbands who are often considerably older than their huge baby making wives, will provide a great deal of incentive to the above mentioned manufacturers who, if they know the full facts of the event, will be able to make more accurate business forecasts and budgets for the future.

The left behind will have an interest in this, as I imagine they'll want to make sure that they have adequate supplies of blind-folds and very dark glasses for when the aerial blimp parade takes place.

old comment by Rambling Rex

OK, your Bible quotations are where I will first take issue. You've have chosen the worst parts of the Bible to quote from; if you know anything about Christianity you'll know it's at heart a religion of peace and tolerance. As for your bollocks about disbelievers - sorry, but since the Inquisition, the world has been busy. Christianity's taken a turn for the better and no longer burns people at the stake for refusing to submit to their hypocritical empire. So, in short, kindly fuck off.
Secondly, I take offence at your comment on "people who claim to be Christians". Read the whole Bible, not the bits you'd like to. I'm not a Christian (and yeah, I suppose you already hate me for that; control yourself) but I can understand the Christian message. Belief in God is neither here nor there - think of all the non-Christians throughout history who have worked to make this world a better place - if it serves as a motive for helping people NOW. Think of the Rich Man and Lazarus from Luke's Gospel. The Rich Man obeyed the scripture fully but it allowed him to practise inhumanity to his fellow man. You cannot twist the Bible into your own private little sect of brutal, intolerant, apathetic, hypocritical, and (most likely) misogynistic and homophobic Bible-bashing bullshit.

old comment by

Hey, it's me again.
Religion aside, you are a very angry person ("does grate on me... Angers me... Really angers me... I let it go(angrily of course)... I leave angered"). Get a grip man. You are overloaded with anger, which Christianity is very against (Psalm 37:8 - Refrain from anger and turn from wrath; do not fret - it leads only to evil. Proverbs 12:16 - A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult). Calm down dear, and come back when you're in a better mood.
I haven't watched the video, as I don't want to descend to being the 1,000,001st viewer, but I can guess the sort of otterfuck that's in it. You should try Buddhism. That's a nice, peaceful, relatively shitless religion that doesn't advocate the slaughter or innocents or the condemnation of heretics.
Love,
Rambling Rex
PS. Feel free to e-mail me at rexcogidubnus@hotmail.co.uk
if you have any queries or comments on what I just said, I'd be interested to hear from you.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

@tank

"However, I will still delete comments that mock my Lord and Savior, His word, or spreads false doctrine"

Afraid that your 'Lord and Saviour' can't take the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune like we have to in our lives? Apparently, we Atheists, Agnostics, Wiccans, non-fundie Christians etc have infinitely thicker skins than your so-called 'God'? Aw, diddums, da nasty Atheists saying rude things to you? Dere dere, Goddy-woddy, here's a lollipop whilst you sit in the corner, rocking back & forth like the wussy little non-existent deity you are. Besides, who are you to speak for your 'Lord and Saviour'? For all you know, he's having a laugh at all the 'mockery' directed towards him, as he's above mere insults, like the all-powerful deity he's supposed to be (as we mere non-fundie mortals just shrug off the same, like the thick-skinned people we are).

old comment by Anon-e-moose

(Part the Deux):

And afraid of anything said that contradicts your own false doctrine called your 'faith' & 'beliefs', for fear of it finding it's way through a chink of latent doubt in your 'faith' armour, thus you seeing reality and becoming an Atheist yourself? Just as with ex-Olympic gold medallist athlete and ex-long-time born-again Christian Jonathan Edwards:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Edwards_(athlete)

And he saw the light of Reality by dint of his own critical thinking faculties. Becoming an Atheist didn't kill him, it won't do you any harm to have anything on your channel which could question your own beliefs. Otherwise, your hypocrisy is still showing.

After all, Distind (our esteemed admin here at FSTDT) doesn't delete the posts of fundie Christians who deign to appear here (if only more - especially from Ruptured Retards - would have the cojones to do so); only under extreme circumstances (i.e. repeated spamming) does he wield his banhammer on those who do so. And even then on very rare occasions. Otherwise, it's very free & easy here at FSTDT, with people having the freedom to post whatever they like here. With the emphasis on Freedom.

If only Buzzardnuts and Mr(Wo)Mann could allow the same luxury of doing so to we Atheists, Agnostics, Wiccans, non-fundie Christians, Pro-Choicers, Left-wingers etc, here at FSTDT? Why not ask said admin/mod at RR about this little hypocrisy of theirs? It wouldn't kill them to let anyone be a member there, nor to speak freely about anything. We do. We're still here.

old comment by Phrankdatank

@ Anonemoose

"Afraid that your 'Lord and Saviour' can't take the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune like we have to in our lives?"

Think of it this way:

How would you like it if you loved someone, sold all you had in order to help them, and then they turned around, enjoyed some of the benefits, and then started cursing and hating you, and mocking you?

You'd be pretty ticked, right?

Jesus Christ died on the cross for our sins, out of total love for us, so that we could go to Heaven and not Hell(I know you don't believe this, but I'm refuting your theory of the Lord being "thin-skinned").

Now, Jesus Christ didn't have to do this. God didn't have to send Jesus down here. He could have said "enjoy whatever life you got now because you're going to Hell with no hope whatsoever."

See where I'm coming from?

Secondly, God puts up with us a lot longer than you probably would if you were a ruler and someone lived in rebellion against you. God has patience with us and doesn't strike people down the first time they do something.

However there does come a time when their cup of sin reaches it's fill and God says "they've had enough time to repent, it's time for them to answer to Me."

See where I'm coming from?

Also, I don't see how it costs the owner of the video anything to just simply leave the comments alone(for those who delete them) rather than deleting them(and sometimes blocking you).

old comment by Anon-e-moose

@Phrankdatank

"How would you like it if you loved someone, sold all you had in order to help them, and then they turned around, enjoyed some of the benefits, and then started cursing and hating you, and mocking you?

You'd be pretty ticked, right?"

I've never been in such dire personal straits that I've sunk to such depths thus I've demanded that of someone ('Neither a borrower, nor a lender be', amirite?). Your 'God' has yet to prove his existence to my satisfaction; the only possible way he can is by him (and that's God himself, not Jesus) actually appearing before me in hard, solid, physical form now, and prove he is who he says he is via demonstrations of his power, to my satisfaction (and if that means he must do whatever I say in perpetuity, so be it), then do exactly as you say, so that's a moot, nay, completely irrelevant question.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

(Part the Deux):

"Now, Jesus Christ didn't have to do this. God didn't have to send Jesus down here. He could
have said "enjoy whatever life you got now because you're going to Hell with no hope
whatsoever."

And despite him 'sacrificing' himself (if he actually existed; there's yet to be revealed asingle shred of physical evidence that he did; yet, there's aircraft hangarfuls of evidence for Evolution. You do the maths), he then rose from the dead, making the whole concept of said 'sacrifice' completely pointless. But then, the whole 'Sacrifice/Resurrection' thing in the Bible is merely the conglomeration & ripping off of the same - and earlier - stories in previous mythologies. Mithras, for one.

"Secondly, God puts up with us a lot longer than you probably would if you were a ruler and someone lived in rebellion against you. God has patience with us and doesn't strike people down the first time they do something."

So your 'God' thinks nothing of Hitler's Holocaust, Stalin's 'Purges', Mao's 'Great Leap Forward' and the 'Cultural Revolution', Pol Pot's 'Year Zero', Kim Il-sung/Jong-il's repression of dissent etc and does nothing to help the millions of innocent victims, yet he
thinks a few 'slings & arrows of outrageous fortune' by a few Atheists, comedians etc is an infinitely worse crime?! Now you know why right-wing Fundamentalist Christianity (with the emphasis on Mental) is on the decline, and Atheism''s star is in the ascendant. You never hear Quakers and Unitarian Universalists complaining like you fundies. Proof? Just go through the entirety of FSTDT's quote archive. I challenge you to find just one quote by any Quaker, Buddhist or UU.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

(Part III):

"However there does come a time when their cup of sin reaches it's fill and God says "they've had enough time to repent, it's time for them to answer to Me."

Have you ever read your Old Testament? Your so-called 'God' commits infinitely worse sins* than the supposed 'sin' (i.e. ripping the piss out of his 'followers'; but then, if they don't want said piss ripped out of them, they should never say anything that justifies our piss-ripping. Again, quotes in FSTDT by Quakers, Buddhists & UUs?) comitted by we Atheists.

But then, 'Sin' is defined in any dictionary as committing crimes against divine law. Or contravening the moral standards of a deity(ies). But since we Atheists don't acknowledge the existence of a 'God', therefore we can't be sinners. We Atheists certainly have higher moral standards than your 'God'. Just read the Old Testament for proof. Therefore we Atheists are superior to God.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

(Part 4)

Jim Bakker. Jimmy Swaggart. Ted Faggard. Kent Hovind. Tony Alamo. David J. Stewart. Timothy McVeigh. Scott Roeder. All right-wing Christians. All have been exposed as embezzler, adulterer, condemner of homosexuals (but secretly a homosexual himself, and therefore a hypocrite), Tax-evader, serial statutory rapist, paedophile, terrorist and murderer respectively. Oh, I'm afraid that all you right-wing fundies only have the right to refer to we Atheists and non-fundie Christians, Agnostics, Wiccans etc on FSTDT as purer than Jesus, certainly superior to God, and utterly sinless in perpetuity.

See where I'm coming from?

*- Hosea 13:16: 'Samaria will be held guilty, For she has rebelled against her God. They will fall by the sword, Their little ones will be dashed in pieces, And their pregnant women will be ripped open.'

God aborted the first baby born to David through Bathsheba

Just think of all the thousands of women with child who miscarried as a result of the plagues God wrought upon them. And then there's the little matter of all the millions of women with child drowned in the Flood. Just think of all those potential lives that could've 'glorified God' denied that right.

You and your right-wing fundie Christian ilk worship an abortionist. So why aren't you disgusted with your God, hmmmmmm? And why aren't you disgusted with your Jesus? Nowhere in the NT does he condemn abortion, neither. Oh, and one more thing: being anti-abortion is purely Catholic doctrine. You're a Protestant. Why are you trying to out-Catholicise the Catholic church?

old comment by Anon-e-moose

(Part the Last):

In Ruptured Retards, I see no open discussion by Atheists, Agnostics, Wiccans, non-fundie Christians, Pro-Choicers, Left-wingers etc, of the fact that a C(R)apture will neverhappen (because there's no evidence that such will happen), or even that a 'God' doesn't exist, because there's no evidence (to our satisfaction) that one exists.

Nor discussions on Evolution and the fact that the shitloads of evidence for such destroys Genesis in the Bible biologically (just as, soon, the Large Hadron Collider will destroy Genesis cosmologically). Nor do I see there criticism of the 'Pro-Life' cause, because of their denial of Roe vs. Wade.

Nor do I see people verbally destroying George Dumbya Bush, Sarah Failin or the subhuman right-wing blubberbag prescription drug-addict hypocrite Rush Limburger or the bum-chum of the Religious Right; next to their real God, the GOP, Pat Robertson (who isn't exactly sinless himself; Jim Bakker, Jimmy Swaggart, Ted Faggard et al ring any bells?!), agreeing that Barack Obama can't possibly do any worse than George Dumbya Bush (you right-wing fundies saw no wrong in Dumbya, but consider Obama to be the 'Antichrist'? Romans 13:1-7 ring any bells?!), the infinitely evil right-wing bias of Fox News (as opposed to the complete neutrality of BBC News & Reuters), and many, many more reasons.

And yet, you're posting what you like here in FSTDT, with no fear whatsoever of your words being deleted, nor your commenting privileges removed*, by our admin, Distind.

And that's the difference. Ergo, the hypocrisy of, and is, Ruptured Retards. QED.

*- Spread the word Phrankdatank. Mayhaps more Raptards will appreciate the difference between our sites. And see for themselves the superiority of FSTDT.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

(Part 5):

"Also, I don't see how it costs the owner of the video anything to just simply leave the
comments alone(for those who delete them) rather than deleting them(and sometimes blocking you)."

Good, good. Now tell that to Buzzardnuts & Mr(Wo)Mannn on Ruptured Retards, so that anyone can join that forum, if it can be called a 'forum'; certainly not by FSTDT's standards, or even the proper definition of the word (emphasis added):

fo·rum (fôrm, fr-)
n. pl. fo·rums also fo·ra (fôr, fr)
1.
a. The public square or marketplace of an ancient Roman city that was the assembly place for judicial activity and public business.
b. A public meeting place for open discussion.
c. A medium for open discussion or voicing of ideas, such as a newspaper, a radio or
television program, or a website.
2. A public meeting or presentation involving a discussion usually among experts and often including audience participation.

old comment by N. De Plume

You get angry when a channel owner wants to approve everything, and you don’t see how you might be contributing to that desire?

I mean, you even admit it is spam. People generally don’t like spam in their comments, you know.

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@Phrankdatank

How would you like it if you loved someone, sold all you had in order to help them, and then they turned around, enjoyed some of the benefits, and then started cursing and hating you, and mocking you?
You'd be pretty ticked, right?

If I were totally omnipotent, and the one I helped was, in comparison, less than an ant to me? Why should I get ticked? Such anger is meaningless.

Even if I loved the antespecially if I loved the antI wouldn’t take it badly. As your Book says, “[Love] is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.”

Of course, if you prefer the KJV, then “is not provoked” means the same thing. So let’s not quibble.

old comment by JimBrown257

This is classic Fundie behavior.

I work for the local newspaper where one of my duties is helping to edit the "Talk Back" section (this is where locals call or write in with their various thoughts).

At least once or twice a week, we will get a message from some person (we'll call the example 'John Doe') who rants for some right-wing cause or against gays or Obama. Then, for the next several days we will get a lot of responses like "A Taxpayer in Yale: John Doe is dead on" and "Olive in Oscoda: why don't people like John Doe run for Congress; he'd get the job done!" and "Grandpa Joe in PH: John Doe knows what's wrong with this country" and so on.

The thing is, all the responses agreeing with the right-wing rant will come from the exact same phone number or e-mail address.

Phrankdatank #fundie rr-bb.com

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