Creationism is a threat to the decline of civilization?? Seems to me civilization grew and flourished prior to science getting in the way.
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Who is more likely to build a civilization.
A. People who use the most rudimentary science?
B. Or people who hide in caves because they think the thunder gods are angry?
"Creationism is a threat to the decline of civilization??
Not at all, in fact it's making a considerable contribution to the decline of civilization.
Yes, the dark ages were just cool, weren't they?
- Get up in the morning from the forest and rebuild your hut that was burned the night before by the church because you couldn't pay your taxes.
- Bury all your relatives who died the night before of various plagues.
- Toil in the fields for long hours for your lord/church.
- Go to church and get told you're all evil and going to hell anyway (but remember to pay your taxes and slave in the fields).
- Eat a tiny meal that just keeps you from starving to death because the church has taken the rest in tithes.
- Kill a few cats because they're the source of evil and they spread the plague.
- And on a cold evening throw a couple of heretics on the fire to keep warm (but make sure you accuse your neighbour before he accuses you or it might be your family on the fire tonight).
Yes, life was so much better without science.
Actually, it's the other way around, Frank.
Civilization is a threat to creationism.
Sure, without computers, dying before 30, children not reaching 5 years old..............the universe upside down.
Sure, if you ignore longer life spans, better standard of living, vaccines and technology. You're bang on man! Here's a gold star.
Creationism is a threat to the decline of civilization?? Seems to me civilization grew and flourished prior to science getting in the way.
Then why is it practically all pre-scientific religions seemed to do nothing but whinge and gripe about how awfully corrupt and evil and degenerate the world and the people in it were, and how it would all be better when you died and left it behind?
I love StarryEyed's post.
It brings up dictionary definitions of "theory" "evolution" and "fact".
I noticed he didn't bother defining "Christianity", "Religion", or "Faith".
Such a ****ing tool.
Were it not for modern science-which produced, among other things, the ultraound-my birth defect would not have been caught and I would probably be dead, as well as possibly my mother. So not only would I not be here, but my brother and sister would never have been born and my dad would be very sad.
So STFU, please, before you go around spewing any more of this crap that makes people so angry they want to hurt you.
Yeah, we were great shitting in a hole, without housing, hunting animals bare-handed and dying of natural causes at age 40.
"Getting in the way"? o_0
Your technology privileges are hereby revoked. Stop driving, give up medical treatments, go live naked in a cave, collect what naturally available food you can with your bare hands, and get off the freakin' Internet NOW.
~David D.G.
All right class, let's recap: what has science done for mankind?
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Yes, wonderful, Jimmy, Medicine! Next?
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Good, Kaytlyn, modern transportation! Excellent!
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Just what I was looking for! Information! That's the real story here.
So, class, can anyone tell me what religion has brought to us?
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Yes, I think that'll be enough for today, class.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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