"My Immortal" Award

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" It was...........Leviathon!

Qweon Lee Drayton-Washington Sr. #fundie books.google.com

While in heaven God and his unit was running towards Lucifer to finish this once and for all. Lucifer seen God coming toward him so he rush towards God and use his power called blade of destruction. Out of Lucifer's sword came out this golden lighten blot and it killed about fifth-teen of God's men. God yelled to his men, "For victory or death!" God and Lucifer clashed their swords together thunder and lightening flashed through heaven's sky. With every blow that God and Lucifer swung the thunder got louder, the lightening got big and was in the sky longer. Deviceus finally seen Michel though all the fighting that was going on and he began dashing towards Michel yelling, "Today is your day to feel real pain Michel!" Michel heard Deviceus yelling at him so he slashed everyone that was in his way that he could get toward Deviceus. Deviceus got closer by the seconds to fight Michel and Michel said, "Brother the side you on will parish from this place come back to the father he would forgive you my brother." Deviceus said. "We aren't brothers no more you will die Michel for sins the new lord."

Michel said, "while die now my brother to victory or death." Tears began rolling down Michel's face as he started fighting his brother to stay alive. More angels were dieing and heaven looked like a city that was called Blood Bath with all the bodies lying around. God and Lucifer were still fighting cutting one other up in to pieces. Lucifer said to God, "You will lose today and lordship will be mines to hold and your life will be unpleasing for ever." God said to Lucifer. "Your life is what you made it Lucifer and victory shall be mines." God use his power called light of angels and out of his left hand came five bright halos that surrounded Lucifer. The halos began shining this great big light upon Lucifer and they were burning Lucifer's body. Lucifer use his power called black mist and charcoal black smoke smother around Lucifer. The halos blow up instantly when the smoke covered them. God use another power called tears of grace and it cleared up all the smoke that was around Lucifer. Lucifer use another power called knife of the fire and on his sword came this fire like balls heading toward God. The fireballs hit God in his chest and stomach and God fall to his knees. Lucifer said to God. "My Father there is no one that loves you more than me. we can stop this fighting now if you just say to me that I am the first and the last in heaven and on earth." God said to Lucifer. "Never will I say that to you because I am the first and last my child and for your miss love I can't give you nothing but the bottomless pit that you are given because of your disloyalty." Lucifer said. "Will your life shall be mines." Lucifer raise up his sword over his head to finish off God and swung it down to cut God's head off his shoulders. Lucifer's came close to cut God's head off, it got so close where it was at God's neck, but God blocked Lucifer's sword with his sword. Lucifer pressed his sword hard towards God's neck; there was blood dripping and slowly pouring down Lucifer's sword. God looked around and he seen that it looked like his army was losing the fight until a glow shoot up in heaven's sky. God pushed Lucifer's sword from off his neck and began fighting Lucifer with rage in his eyes. Lucifer felt every bone-crashing blow that God swung at him so he yelled at his army, "We lost retreat back to hell!" Deviceus said, "While Michel you got lucky this time but next time you will see death.' Deviceus used this power called joke is on you and Deviceus disappeared in this dark smoke. Lucifer and his army retreated back to hell and Lucifer said to God as he was leaving heaven, "Jehovah I will be back!" God said. "And I will be waiting."

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