To Jesus and God this no furture cause he was already in the furture when he was with his father sense the creation. Can you understand that?
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Frankly, no. Perhaps if you translated from Retard to Educated.
ETA: Dammit! I forgot I decided that Lone was insane, and I was going to stop mocking him!!
There is no "fur" in future. It's why the future is always so smooth and shiny in them picture videos.
And, since there is no future for Jesus or God, since they experience all time at once, and transcend it (or some such B.S.), wouldn't that mean that God has had full knowledge of the results of his Creation from the very second that he did it? Wouldn't that mean that, due to that fact, free will doesn't exist, our entire lifetime is effectively predetermined, and yet we are still punished for fulfilling a destiny that God was fully aware that we were born to fulfill? Wouldn't that make God unjust for punishing us?
Can you understand THAT?
Okay, misspelling a word once, even an easy one like 'future' is forgivable, but to not only misspell the same word twice but to misspell it the same exact way each time should be a crime.
No, I can't, because you're not speaking English. Something resembling it, but not entirely coherent and intelligible...
Okay, I smoked some weed, let's see...
huh-huh-hah-hoh...fur-ture...huhuhuuhuh
Nope, still don't get it, but furture is pretty funny.
Then again, I'm high.
LoneWolf again? This is gonna suck..
"To Jesus and God this no furture cause he was already in the furture when he was with his father sense the creation. Can you understand that?"
No. No, I can't understand it because you lack the grammatical skill to form even basic sentences.
I guess you mean since God and Jesus are the same, they are both 4-dimensionally omniscient.
An interesting point. Does this mean God cannot perceive time? If he is all-knowing, then He can see all times simultaneously, and the whole universe is one massive 4-dimensional object which never changes. How odd.
"The rain drops are God's tears crying for your souls.
Must...not...laugh...at...the...mentally...ill...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
This is like one of those nonsense things you shout out when you're falling asleep. I said once "don't destruct the pigs!" which, to be honest, made a lot more sense than a lot of what Lone Woof says. Or maybe it made more "since" than everything he's said "sense" I said that.
If you are picking on me cause I'm a christian.
We're not though... we're pointing and laughing at how you're such a willing retard.
My names in the Book Of Life.
Only God knows whether someone's name is in there or not... if you claim yours is in there, then you claim to know whether or not someone's name is in there, and if you claim that, then you're claiming you are God. Off to Hell you go.
No I can't. Although that probably has more to do with your spelling then what you are actually trying to say.
The Sacred Code of Fundies
6. Good spelling is the enemy of all things holy in this world and must be avoided at all cost.
According to this guys profile he's 23 years old but according to his grammar he is 5 years old.
No, because the command of English is so bad. Try again and construct proper sentences with Subject, Object/s and qualifiers. And try get some syntax (not a tax on sin btw, just a hint!)
"You can't understand cause I'm talk about GOD's life."
No, we can't understand you because the way you write is how toddlers speak.
Sometimes, I don't think even LoneWolf1984 understands the things LoneWolf1984 says. The only redeeming thing is that the quotes are absolutely hilarious. The crappy mspaint pictures, not so much.
PS. Your name is an insult to wolves everywhere. Poor wolves ;_;
ZOMGoomy bad sentence structure.
@LoneWolf1984 No, we pick on you because of your bad sentence structure. You not only irk Grammar Nazis and Spelling Soviets but also people who normally don't mind errors because your errors obfuscate the meaning (or lack thereof) of your--let me put this nicely--erm, unconventional "epiphanies."
@LoneWolf1984 No, I'm just "jeolus" because you are funnier unintentionally than I am intentionally. Perhaps the grammar and spelling errors are a reason?
@LoneWolf1984 Erm, no. I can't understand because You Make Me [Sic]. In other words, the errors make your already incoherent rants more confusing than the ending of Neon Genesis Evangelion.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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