satan staff meeting:
Goal 1 : Get folks to just 'shack up', get birth control out there, legalize abortion
check
Goal 2: Get folks to accept sexual perversive acts such as homosexuality, increase liberalism so that any resistance is looked upon as intolerance
check
Goal 3: Get folks to accept pedophilia (then beastiality), it's easy to destroy a person in the young years, destroy them so that salvation becomes extremely difficult if not impossible
in progress
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Fundies of the world staff meeting:
#1 Sounds good. Marry if you wish, but, if "shacking up" works for you, go right ahead.
I realize it might have been in poor taste, but we only leaked that secret meeting agenda as an April Fools joke. We had our real staff meeting on Monday. The only thing we discussed was how the building of the 10th circle was going, and what use it should be put to. Right now, we're thinking religious fundies, or possibly politicians.
@Sarah: any caffeinated coffee will give you the runs if you consume enough of it. Caffeine is, after all, a stimulant. Try cutting your coffee with decaf, see if that helps.
So, Satan's plans seem to be developing just fine, and yet God is omnipotent and His plans are kinda going down the drain (let's face it, when was the last time you saw a bible-worthy piece of genocide). What makes you think your guy is gonna beat mine?
But killing people with no reason or slandering or harrassing, it´s not in their staff. Only those things which are not harmful, up to certain extent, to anybody?. By the way, they need intensive training, if they don´t understand that kids who are victims of pedophilia are not sinners, because sin must be voluntary.
If you want us to believe that pedophilia is wrong, all you have to do is cite the Bible verses that clearly condemn it, which there are, since the Bible is perfect and all, right?
It's easy for fundies to destroy someone's intelligence and every last bit of light inside of 'em.....are gay and even if they 'shack up'. My parents shacked up for six years before getting married, apparently concieved me a couple weeks or so before marrying, and that doesn't make them bad people....
But the fundies can't destroy my mind now. Or my spirit, in the name of "salvation." And I'm sure they either laugh at me or perhaps get all emo over people like us.
Goal 3: Get folks to accept pedophilia (then beastiality), it's easy to destroy a person in the young years, destroy them so that salvation becomes extremely difficult if not impossible
Goal one:
goal two:
Goal three: Force your religion onto others and kill anyone that refuses it.
In progress.
See, I can make up bullshite too.
Fundie agenda meeting:
Goal 1: Pass proposition h8 to allow discrimination of gays and lesbians and their treatment as second-class citizens. Check
Goal 2: Start taking away more rights from gays and ensure that they stay taken away, including civil unions, anti-discrimination laws, and hate crime legislation. Check
Goal 3: Drastically alter America's government so we can go back to Old Testament "morality". It will be the next dark age! In progress
Gods' staff meeting:
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2. Thou shalt not kill, so,
umm..check
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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