[[What's it like to be an adult and still have an imaginary friend?]]
"I don't have imaginary friends. I have a god who is unseen and who speaks to me inside my head. Big difference there."
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Oh yeah, big difference. Huge, even.
So many lols, so many mental aberrations. It's kind of unfortunate for those with mental aberrations that they have evolved purely for the entertainment of the lolers. But the beauty of it is that, mercifully, those suffering from the mental aberrations are sheltered from the worse effects by a kind of stupor.
All in all, it's a win - win situation for all concerned. The lolers are entertained and the mental sufferers are drugged by a side-effect of the aberration. Sometimes nature can be so cruel and unforgiving, and funny.
"I don't have imaginary friends. I have a god who is unseen and who speaks to me inside my head."
I'm no psychiatrist, but even I know there's a word to describe someone like you:
Schizophrenic.
Scizophrenic = Loony. Ergo, Soldier for Salvation = Loony.
QED.
Yes, of course there's a big difference.
(EllwyenDarwin)
No one, eh? Clearly, you've never paid a visit to Rapture Ready. *smirk*
If you are really hearing voices in your head, see a doctor. If after proper medication the voices stop, it was mental illness. If they don't, you need stronger meds.
LOL!
Did you put your brain in a taffy puller to accomplish the necessary mental gymnastics to allow you to accept that conclusion? Not a good idea.
BTW, "Santa is real because he's changed the lives of millions of children and retailers. More than you or millions of people like you will do in a lifetime."
Discuss.
Pardon me for saying, but there is a difference.
An imaginary friend, like Harvey or even Mr Snuffleupagus, is basically benign. An imaginary god, especially the one that Shit for Brains has here, wants bloodshed.
POE POE POE..It has to be, a fundy would never type it like that, so straight forward..they would cover their words with endless bible verses trying to make it look legit.
If it is a POE, LOL, dude..that was funny!
You're right--there is a big difference. When you refer to your god as "speaking to me inside my head," you're basically saying "Hi, I'm schizophrenic."
Hell, I've had religious experiences, and I think that's a really stupid way to describe them. I can only imagine how fucked up you look from the perspective of the atheists on this site.
That last bit should be "no difference there."
I'm not sure about the Poe bit, guys. I've seen Soldier before...
Seriously, many xians do think like this. For real. So, very well may not be a poe. Not spelling god with capital "G".....yeah, perhaps a troll, most xians would capitalize that. Other than that, I would say:
And the answer is:
And the difference would be...?
Actually it's not people who talk to God that bother me, it's the people whom God talks to that I really worry about.
Yup, I don't have an imaginary friend, I have an invisible TF2 medic who follows me around and occasionally yells things at me in his German accent.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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