(Hawaii governor releasing the President's birth record)
Well, sounds like the Hawaian government finally came up with a good fake to show the world just how stupid they think we are. The idiot was born in a shack in Africa dumbass.
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Translation:
"LALALALA! LA-LA-LAAAA!"
That makes great sense, because It is impossible for black people to be born in America, much less Hawaii...
Wait...what am I thinking?!?!?! Damn you Tazee...your stupidity is contagious.
FUCK THIS!
Guys!
Birthers: "SHOW US THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!1 SHOW US THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!1 SHOW US THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!1 SHOW US THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!1 SHOW US THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!1"
[Birthers are shown a copy of Mr. Obama's birth certificate.]
Birthers: "IT'S A COPY, SO IT MUST BE FAKE!!1 IF YOU REALLY HAD HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE, YOU'D SHOW US THE ORIGINAL ONE!!1"
[Birthers are shown Mr. Obama's original birth certificate.]
Birthers: "IT'S STILL FAKE CUZ WE SED SO, NEENER NEENER NEENER, LA LA LA!!1"
Seriously, who do you guys think you're fooling now? You've been shown repeatedly that Obama was born on American soil and is not a Muslim. Will you ever have the cojones to finally call it a day and admit the real reason you've been upset all along (i.e. there's a black Democrat in the White House)? I mean, really, it's not like any reasonable people don't already know you're a bunch of racist sore losers, and continuing to deny it just makes you look even worse.
OK, I can understand the idea of a sinister conspiracy grooming their ideal presidential candidate from birth. But if they had the resources to plant false birth announcements and forge a birth certificate, couldn't they have just flown Obama's mom to Hawaii for the birth?
I wish someone would do a documentary about Obama's mom traveling to Kenya. She must have been a fabulous covert operative, leaving the US without leaving any paper trail with customs, airlines, etc. Do you think she stowed away on a freighter, and then smuggled her newborn back into Hawaii? When I looked at a map of airline routes and shipping routes in the early 60s, she would have had to travel through several different countries to get to Kenya. Has anyone checked the Obama family's bank records? How could they afford all this travel?
Well, sounds like the Hawaian government finally came up with a good fake to show the world just how stupid they think we are.
I doubt anyone needs to fake anything to show how stupid your lot are.
I say we make a fake birth certificate. A really shoddy one. One that's obviously fake, that says Obama wasn't born in the US and see what the Birthers think of it.
They'll call it genuine even if it's written on the back of a ticket stub.
@#1260101: You'd think someone could have fun with this--just whip up a fake that invokes the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion, the Reptilloids and the Illuminati in some way, and "leak" it, then sit back and see how many people swallow it.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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