i am a Christian, but does anyone have ideas about how to be more like Christ. smell like him, look like him etc.
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OK: to look like Him, you need to let your hair and beard grow out, and wear a long robe and sandals. very unpopular with your former friends and the people at your church -- but very much
Wow, not only look like him, but even smell like him? This is even worse than the early Star Trek geeks wanting to get their ears and eyebrows surgically altered to look like Spock's. This guy sounds deserving a "Christ Ultimate Fanboy" Award.
I think we have all missed the number one thing to "look" like Jesus.
Yes, you can love thy enemy,feed the poor, don´t judge lest you´re not be judge.............Oh no, you want to hate liberals and wear a hippie-like aspect!!
To look:
Papabear, nice!
"smell like him"
Don't bathe.
Sure. Wear a white robe and sandals everywhere from now on, even during the winter.
Oh, and have someone nail you to a cross.
Put on a robe and sandals. Roll in some fish entrails. Then nip down to Home Depot and grab some lumber and tools. While you're putting together a new cabinet or some shelves with your bare hands, make sure you're working outside in the sun and let your beard grow out (don't worry about the splinters - just yank 'em out with a tweezers).
Love thy neighbor as yourself.
Look and smell you can probably experience if you go to Palestine, to a rural area where there are lots of sheep and donkeys around. He looked like the people living there, and he probably smelled like the people living there too.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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