on the subject of children and atheism (sorry im veering off the subject a little)....After reading a prophetic book about the Big Tsunami and how many children died..I know its sooo sad to hear of kids dying....I think have a deeper understanding why so many children died in the tsunami.. the area had and has a great majority that are Muslims,,if they were to grow up in the area they would almost surely became a Muslim and thus be lost for eternity...as the atheists are...I read that soo many died as a mercy from GOD..I never thought about this before but I understood completely and it clicked in my Spirit when I read this...Better to die as a child and live forever with JESUS than to grow up and reject JESUS and be sent to Hell!! HE has the foreknowledge of that happening...the ones that died so young were under the age of accountability( no I dont know what age it is) and thus they would directly into the arms of JESUS!!
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You sick fuck. Check this out. If I ever find you I am going to strap you to a chair and cut a hole in your stomach. Then I will rip your pants off. Then I will sever your penis from your body with a blunt knife. Then, after I am done smacking you with your bloody dick, I am going to make you chew it up and swallow it. Then I am going to reach into your stomach cavity, which I conveniently opened up already, and repeat the process... Again... And again... And again... Untill you either die from stomach blood loss (which is THE slowest way you can possibly die)Or I can no longer find pieces of your penis to feed you because you have chewed them apart 10 times over. Only then will you have paid for your ignorance. Sleep tight buddy.
And what about those children above the 'age of accountability,' and the adults, and the non-Muslims, and the tourists, and... oh, everyone else?
Poor Cheryl, too willing to believe what everyone tells her, as long as it says something relating to her faith.
This Age of Accountability crap isn't in the Bible. So unless the holy book at the center of her religion is Left Behind (oh wait, Rapture Ready, should have guessed) she's a heretic and not a very nice one.
Anyhow, if dying young means heaven for sure and growing up means risking hell, shouldn't abortion be a sacrament and childbirth a grave sin?
Yeah, lady, if it helps you sleep at night. The rest of us will continue to be appalled at the death and destruction, and wonder why you weren't more concerned with how lives were to be saved in the wake of the tsunami.
YouSickFuck, you chose an apt handle, because that is precisely what you are.
Along with Cheryl.
We keep saying that atheists have plenty of morality without any direction from a thousands'-year-old book but then shit like this and the thing about raping a fundie with a sword.
Please, stop acting like the fundies want us to!
Cheryl's a fuckwit without a heart, it's apparent to anyone with half a brain who reads this. People died because nobody deemed those islands worthy of a warning system, partially because of shitty attitudes like this moron.
Cheryl, if only you had been in New Orleans for Katrina. You could have saved all the people by getting them to accept Jesus. Oh wait... the majority of them already had.
Bad shit happens, and saying Godidit is a cop-out. We could have prevented most, if not all, of the deaths in the Tsunami. Too bad we're too busy murdering in the Middle East.
*Projectile vomits*
Seriously. What. The. Fuck ?
Who... just, who is ever glad that a bunch of children are dead? Who ?
But, you know what's more disturbing... of you follow her line of thinking, this actually makes sense. Dear Lord...
What a steaming pile of shit.
And how does that reconcile Katrina or 9/11 or the 7/7 attacks? Mostly christians died in those. Besides, not too many Tsunamis hit Iowa, do they cheryl? Since most of the people that you know die in farm accidents and one-vehicle roll-overs, then I guess jesus works through cheap beer to make sure he brings his little rednecks home to roost. "Don't fret young'uns. Jesus was workin' through that thresher to bring mama home. What a kick-ass god we gots."
You sick fuck. Check this out. If I ever find you I am going to strap you to a chair and cut a hole in your stomach. Then I will rip your pants off. Then I will sever your penis from your body with a blunt knife. Then, after I am done smacking you with your bloody dick, I am going to make you chew it up and swallow it. Then I am going to reach into your stomach cavity, which I conveniently opened up already, and repeat the process... Again... And again... And again... Untill you either die from stomach blood loss (which is THE slowest way you can possibly die)Or I can no longer find pieces of your penis to feed you because you have chewed them apart 10 times over. Only then will you have paid for your ignorance. Sleep tight buddy.
Your handle is apt.
Ignorance is one thing. Sadism is something else entirely. Go piss up a rope, tough guy.
I like how it was "God's" work that killed all these people because of their religion, but what about all the people in the twin towers? Oh I guess God just works in mysterious ways.
Man has a hell of a publicist...
So basically if it's a Tsunami doing the killing, it's a gift from god and if it's a Hurricane running through the bible belt of America it's a natural disaster, right? Yeah whatever...Tell your fucking god that next time he wants to show his mercy to those who never have a chance of getting into your Heaven, if they grow to adulthood, he might want to simply make it so they are never born. Otherwise he's as fucked up and twisted as you, shithead.
Oh and it's Jesus, not JESUS you MORON. I really don't think when he's checking your list twice to make sure if you're naughty or nice, your capitilizing his name is going to be the deciding factor that gets you into LaLa land (yes I know there's more to why a fuck like this capitilizes it, I'm just really pissed off at this).
When the Conquistodores came to the new world, they would baptize South American Indian babies, and then bash their skulls in so they would go strait to heaven.
That's only two steps away from Cheryl's logic.
Now excuse while I go vomit...
When the Conquistodores came to the new world, they would baptize South American Indian babies, and then bash their skulls in so they would go strait to heaven.
That's only two steps away from Cheryl's logic.
Now excuse me while I go vomit...
How very Christian of you, bitch.
I wish you would go to the arms Jesus - go straight to Jesus, do not collect $200 - preferably go to Jesus by contracting Ebola Zaire - then die in a fire, on a boat in shark infested waters.
I have no idea whether Jesus was a real person - despite the lack of evidence, I rather hope he did exist - if he did, he was a very cool guy with a lot of very good and noble ideas. To hear you spout such utter fucking chicken spew in his name would appall him, I'm sure.
What sane person or deity would wish death on an innocent child, no matter what religion they were born into? A child does not choose its parents, it has no say in the matter of the religion into which it is first introduced to the world.
Stop being so fucking superior, you smug cunt.
I refuse to believe that YSF is an atheist.
As to Cheryl, she's probably right. God has a long history of killing children, sometimes randomly, sometimes because he's in a pissy mood.
You seem to enjoy kissing your own ass, you self-obsessed douchefuck. It's pretty easy to manipulate facts to create your own conclusions, as you've obviously done here. Gee, this makes me think of "The Number 23". What's 12 plus 11?? Holy shit you can get a bunch of sixes by doing mathematical equations to "23" who would have thought?? It's got "Satan" written all over it. I hope you get my point in this. Don't manipulate facts and events to spread your own propaganda about how perfect your ideals regarding religion are. It's people like you that create atheists, because anyone with a lick of intelligence or common sense can think for themselves. We don't need to be turned into zealots by people like you who enjoy the smell of your own farts (and I mean that in the most figurative sense).
"...the area had and has a great majority that are Muslims,if they were to grow up in the area they would almost surely became a Muslim and thus be lost for eternity...as the atheists are.."
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