I believe that the numerous earthquakes, hurricanes like Katrina, droughts, fires are the Lord's punishment on the U.S. for trying to take away Israel's land. We should stick with Israel! *two thumbs up emoticons*
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From later in that thread:
If the dykes hadn't ruptured Katrina would not have become so notorious..
So it was because of the gays!
" punishment on the U.S. for trying to take away Israel's land."
When the hell did we try to do that, and why are you so retarded?
Anyway: No, it's because Rapture Ready is angering the Internet Hobgoblins by draining so many emoticons from actually productive sites. Sane people need emoticons too! **crying emoticon, banging head against wall emoticon, slashing wrist emoticon, smilie, emoticon shooting at the emoticons to the left, another crying emoticon, rolling eyes smilie**
Well...not really...
I believe that the numerous earthquakes, hurricanes like Katrina, droughts, fires are the Lord's punishment on the U.S. for trying to take away the Palestinians land.
Fixed by Allah.
I believe that the numerous earthquakes, hurricanes like Katrina, droughts, fires are the Lord's punishment on the U.S. for not banging Israel and Palestine's heads together until they make peace
These guys should put out a Fundie version of the board game "Risk"
Y'know, add "Gods revenge" to the military stragedy.
I believe that the numerous bombings, Terrorist attacks like 9/11, rising oil prices, declining public opinion are the Lord's punishment on the U.S. for trying to take away Palestine's land. We should stick with Israel! *not one but two thumbs up emoticons*
Or it's Allah's punishment on the US for helping Israelis take away Palestinians land.
Or it's the Lord's punishment on Sweden for implementing same-sex marriages; the Lord just has a poor aim.
Or, it's YHWH's punishment on the Jews for intermarrying with non-Jews.
Or, it's Odin's punishment on Denmark for electing a right-wing extremist party into government. Apparently Odin has a poor aim too.
Or they are just natural phenomenons that happen whether humans exist or not.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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