Some days I think it would be easier to move to the ME wearing a sign proclaiming the Lord Jesus as Savior and face Muslim terrorists as it would be to have to endure another 8 years of Democratic rule.
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Go right ahead, we're not stopping you. In fact, if it helps you get some perspective, I'd gladly help you get there.
Go for it. Then maybe you'll see what it's like to live without the democracy you hate so much. Maybe you'd learn that a theocracy isn't such a good idea after all. Then again, if you're a raptard, you probably won't.
"Some days I think it would be easier to move to the ME"
...oh, I went right over that one, going from Windows 2000 to Windows XP. X3
"wearing a sign proclaiming the Lord Jesus as Savior and face Muslim terrorists as it would be to have to endure another 8 years of Democratic rule"
Well, that US Armed Forces recruitment office - the US Marine Corps are your best bet in actually facing Al-Qaeda/Taliban/ISIS - awaits then.
And as it's a foregone conclusion thatv my country the UK will be putting 'Boots on the ground' in Iraq, then that one-way trip to IED-sville is yours for the asking! [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]
I mean... surely as the concept of 'Suicide by Cop' exists, how's the idea of 'Rapture by Landmine' 'float your boat'?! >:D
@#1742544
"Drama Queen of the Month" award right here"
Seconded. b^_^d
But atheism is the REAL death cult.
Right now, there are millions of Christians who DO face rape, torture, death and forced conversions at the hands of Muslim extremists. And yet you seem to think you have it bad with your first-world bitchfest about the nigger in the White House, his cowardly gaggle of pseudo-liberal softcore pussies, and this non-existent "persecution" of your pathetic little tribal fetish in a nation that continues to place it on a pedestal.
You're belittling the ACTUAL suffering of your fellow Christians, and, to be frank, you make me fucking sick with how you can be so weak-willed and still talk down to us "heathens" like you're so goddamn superior. You Rapturds are all little more than a sad, sorry, pitiful waste of human flesh.
Like anothga said - do it, motherfucker.
INFIDEL, n. In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does. Ambrose Bierce
@Anon-e-moose : You get the word out, and suddenly they'll all be looking to head off to war.
To paraphrase a Mrs. Winfrey:
"You get a Rapture-by-Landmine, she gets a Rapture-by-Landmine, everybody gets a Rapture-by-Landmine!"
Off you go, then. I'll get you a cab.
No, no. The cab fare is on me.
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