Patrick Scrivener #conspiracy reformation.org

President Putin Was Assassinated!!

In March 2014, President Putin was assassinated by MI6
and the CIA and replaced with a double!!

Unlike the assassinations of President Kennedy and Princess Diana, President Putin was not killed in a tunnel . . . but within the very walls of the Kremlin itself.

MI6 likes to dispose of its dead victims by giving them a watery grave. Another name for that is titaniced or cement shoes.

Another horrendous way of disposing of dead bodies is deadly Druid cremation, which was introduced into Holy Russia by the "Communists."

In early March 2014, President Putin went missing for 10 days and then reappeared.

During that time there was a coup d'etat in the Kremlin and President Putin was assassinated and replaced with a doppelgänger!!

In order to expose a counterfeit you don't look for similarities . . . but differences....A counterfeit dollar bill might look genuine . . . but if there is the slightest difference . . . it is a counterfeit. A counterfeit "Bible" like the corrupt Latin Vulgate Version looks like the real thing, but if only one verse is changed . . . it is a counterfeit.

The fact that the counterfeit has 2 ears, 2 eyes, a mouth and a nose doesn't make him the real President Putin. Fingerprints are an infallible way of identification because each person in the stationary earth has different fingerprints.

How can a person's face change so much in 6 months?

Not even Portuguese Christopher Columbus' face changed so rapidly.

The real Putin was a no-nonsense President dedicated to preserving the free world.

Facing an invasion by the Pentagon, NATO, and the Terrible Turks is nothing to smile about!!

The great Russian people never voted for the Nikita Khrushchev redux on the right....Furthermore, it is a known fact that the real President Putin spoke German fluently. Acting ability is no qualification for leading the greatest nation on earth.

The real Putin spoke German fluently as can be seen in the picture to the left.

At a press conference in the Kremlin on May 10, 2015, Queen Angela and "Putin" had to use an interpreter.

Nobody who speaks a language fluently is going to forget that language in a matter of 2 years. Angela's father, King Adolf I, never needed an interpreter when he spoke with cousin Winston Churchill throughout the war.

A Pentagon warship sailed into the Black Sea after the assassination!!

Brazenly, after the assassination of President Putin, a Pentagon warship named USS Donald Cook sailed right into the Black Sea. That destroyer is equipped with the latest radar technology stolen from Russia by a spy named Adolf Tolkachev.

Incredibly, a Pentagon warship entered the Black Sea right after the death of the President.

That DESTROYER is equipped with the latest Russian radar stolen by Adolf Tolkachev.

The Russians invented the radar so they were able to jam it and close down the ship!!

Thankfully for the cause of world peace, a Russian aircraft flew over the DESTROYER and jammed its radar. The USS Donald Duck turned around and beat a hasty retreat out of the Black Sea.

The fate of the FREE WORLD hanged in the balance as our great JEHOVAH postponed Armageddon once again....MI6 and the Pentagon will now have to send more of their despicable spies into Russia in order to steal their jamming technology.

Face to face with the fake!!

At a recent G20 Summit in Ankara, Turkey, President Obama and British Prime Minister David Cameron spoke face to face with the fake. The main topic of conversation was the recent "terrorist" bombings in Paris, which killed hundreds of people.

On Friday, Nov. 13, Paris had a mini Saint Bartholomew's Day Massacre with 130 people killed by "terrorists."

At the G20 Summit in Ankara, Turkey, President Obama and Prime Minister Cameron discussed the bombings with the fake Putin!!

Completely omitted from the discussions was the fact that MILLIONS of French men, women, and children have been killed by the 59 nuclear power plants in the country. Radiation respects no borders so the deadly radiation was carried by the winds all over Europe.

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