I'm sure they'll see this thread and get a laugh out of it. I'll take comfort that God gets the last laugh.
What they don't realize that either they bow now or they bow later, but they will bow.
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Holy Jesus tapdancing christ!
An accurate prediction was made on RR. Quick, someone check if the pigs are flying yet.
The fools! They laughed at me! But I'll show them! We'll see who's laughing when my 40-foot tall Jesus robot with death-ray eyes comes for them! Bwahahahaaha!
If you're going to indulge in revenge fantasies, LoudRam, at least do so with a bit of panache.
umm...no I will not..and what happened to free will? Oh yeah, free will is just an easy escape excuse for when you are cornered on how ludicrous your view of god and reality is. If your god is going to MAKE me bow to him after Im dead, why doesnt he go ahead and convince me he exists right now and he can get more bowing and tongue wagging.
I'm sure they'll see this thread and declare everybody here a pathetic lot and decide to pray for fstdt.
So god made you so that you could bow to him? Seriously, this makes sense to you? Worship him or suffer?
You are an idiot.
Give us some EVIDENCE!!!!!!
*snort* Already a Christian, bite me.
Seriously, your head is the size of Alaska.
Yes, you just keep that christian wet dream going. I suppose as long as you're having fun and sitting at home, typing away on a message board, you're not running around with scissors.
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"The fools! They laughed at me! But I'll show them! We'll see who's laughing when my 40-foot tall Jesus robot with death-ray eyes comes for them! Bwahahahaaha!"
HAHAHA! almost made me spill my coffe :)
That place reeks of toxic Christian pride. Apparently they don't know how disturbing their enjoyment in the suffering of others is to everyone else. Too many Christians now-a-days fantasize about god's vengeance. It's a lot easier to laugh about the idea of someone you don't like being tortured for eternity, than actually bothering to love them.
What they don't realize that either they bow now or they bow later, but they will bow.
Oh spare me your bow-wow already.
I will only bow once my legs have been broken, I have been bound with razor wire, drugged into a near comatose state, and supported into that position by a system of metal piping.
Booley: When I read this, the first thing I heard in my mind's ear was "I am the Master, and you will obey me!" And, all things taken into consideration, the Master is a far more reasonable ruler.
What they don't realize that either they bow now or they bow later, but they will bow.
Kinda blows that whole free will bullshit out of the water, doesn't it?
Newsflash fuckwad, even if your 'god' turned out to be real, I'd rather try to kill the genocidal, infanticide loving fucker than worship a retarded psychopath. You can keep your murderous 'god'.
“I'm sure they'll see this thread and get a laugh out of it. I'll take comfort that God gets the last laugh.”
“What they don't realize that either they bow now or they bow later, but they will bow.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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