Scientists have been fooled by false evidence planeted by Satan. As a result Jesus will torture them in hell for all eternity. Its better to be mentally in and end up in heaven, then be burned in hell for thinking too much.
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"Its better to be mentally in and end up in heaven, then be burned in hell for thinking too much."
What a plan!!, they have been fooled by Satan and, because of that, they´re going to burn in Hell, very reasonable indeed!!. And what about the computer you´re using?, has Hell a little closed list of admittance, or it´s just another advantage from the believers, to use all the benefits of those thinking too much?
And if I were God, I would be more pleased to receive in my home people who have come of their own will, after having meditated, that lifeless beings with no will.
Smells trollish, but in case it is not, fuck off, idiot.
See that's the thing. A higher being with all the knowledge of the universe and then some creates a species with the ability for intelligent thought akin to his own, but the difference between our intelligence and his wouldn't be the smallest of percents possible. Given this you care to assume that he would not only want to the company of such a creature, but would want the company of only the dumbest of us who do not question the world and think for ourselves. That's rather arrogant of you, don't you think?
You know, I sorta think that it would be the other way around and Jesus will be delivering bitchslaps to those of you who refuse to use the brains God gave you instead of wasting your lives being bigoted, stupid and just plain mean-spirited.
So God plays "GOTCHA!" games? Since God controls all, including Satan,he essentially puts something that to all empirical tests is true, but isn't, and when you believe what he obviously intended you to believe, he screws you by throwing you into Hell? This version of God sounds like a 3 year old.
So your jesus who apparently loves us all so much as to give his life for us will torture us for eternity because we have been fooled by his enemy?
Oh, for the love of Pete! Not this "Satan planted the evil evidence' again?!?! People, just give it up.
Scientists have been fooled by false evidence planted by Satan.
Wow, Satan planted so much evidence everywhere, he must have done more work on Creation than God did.
Wow jesus personally tortures people!? Its better to be mentally in? So, an insane asylum? Gods mentality is similar to that of a police state. Stop thinking and just believe, or it could be very, very unfortunate for you.
But...If God created us to pefection, we wouldn't be influinced by Satan...So God must not mind us being influenced by Satan...Of course, if God doesn't want us influenced by Satan, and yet we are, then that means God is faliable....But they claim he isn't...@_@ I'm confuzzled.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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