god did not make you gay dumbass, he made you in his image, the devil made you gay which made me sin cause i have hate in my heart for fags
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So... the debbil trumps god? Doesn't that say something?
Also, where? If you're referring to Leviticus... ah, forget it, not worth the trouble.
Also, likely poe.
> god did not make you gay dumbass, he made you in his image, the devil made you gay
Oh no! But in that case, why won't God make people straight again? After all, if only straight people go to heaven, wouldn't it make sense for God to remove the Satan's Homosexuality? Is He just being mean? Naughty!
> which made me sin cause i have hate in my heart for fags
Well, that's your problem and not anyone else's, isn't it?
devil = scapegoat for everything fundie dumbfucks don't like or understand.
Nothing to see here, move along.
"and the bible says no gays will be in heaven "
No, the Bible says that barely more than 100,000 men "who have not been defiled by woman" will be in heaven. Whatever THAT means..but I am sure it is not gay people.
By the way, why would a gay man want to spend eternity with people like yourself. Im not gay and even I dont want to spend eternity with your ilk.
> god did not make you gay dumbass, he made you in his image
So is this implying that God is straight, if that is the default sexuality according to them? Is he a sexual being? Does he peek on women in the shower?
Another rare moment in which I am temporarily stricken mute by the sheer, vapid fucking stupidity of what I have just read.
If only being this deeply and intensely stupid was painful...
Other people being gay makes you sin because you hate them? Blame the victim of your hatred much? You're probably one of those guys who beats up a gay guy and then blames him for making you do it. Or maybe, and this is just maybe, the problem lies with you and your hatred.
the devil made you gay which made me sin cause i have hate in my heart for fags
Wow, the arrogance in this statement! Truly something to behold.
the bable says gays should die
The bable?! Aren't you blaspheming God by screwing up the name of "His Book?"
So how many gays have you personally killed today, uhh? 'Cause your "bable" told you to do so. (More like it's the babble of the inane idiots at Topix.)
If you hate gay people because you think they're just giving in to temptation and sin, that means you've had those same feelings, because straight people have no interest in people of their own sex. It's OK, we understand.
"god did not make you gay dumbass, he made you in his image"
i highly doubt god would be sexually attracted to female humans
god did not make you gay dumbass, he made you in his image, the devil made you gay which made me sin cause i have hate in my heart for fags
C'mon, admit it; pictures of large, mustached men make you nervous in your nono parts.
I don't know what's more confusing. The fact that he doesn't acknowledge RESPONSABILITY, which is essential in theology, or the fact that he considers God an hermaphrodite mestizo ageless being, AT BEST.
"the devil made you gay which made me sin cause i have hate in my heart for fags"
If you're eyes causes you to sin, pluck them out.
If you're heart causes you to sin... :)
"god did not make you gay dumbass, he made you in his image"
well.. God also made.. WOMEN! and women have tits and a vagina... so if he made man in His image... why do men have penises and no boobs rather than having what women have? Hell.. why dont we have an entire race of hermaphrodites? EXACTLY! God is not A HUMAN. But an OMINPOTENT force of love and light RESEMBLING NOTHING NEAR a fucking human because HUMANS are naturally flawed according to your "bable" so how could God be flawed like a human (especially a human man like you) if He's perfect as you all say He is?
"god did not make you gay dumbass, he made you in his image, the devil made you gay"
But then again, who created the devil?
"which made me sin cause i have hate in my heart for fags"
So hatred is a sin. Too bad you can't make a valid excuse for it.
"and the bible says no gays will be in heaven
Yes, same with those who work on the Sabbath, but we don't kill those people either.
Confused?
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