"People are idiots for blindly believing in science."
Well, you better log off that "sciency" computer (aka the devil's box) and destroy it, right damned now!
"People who believe in science think it's not a faith but you don't realize more than half of science is based on things you can't see."
...that can be verified/measured by some other means. That's not faith, mother fucker.
"You guys swear buy big bang but you weren't there to see it."
One can use and believe in scientific principles without "swearing b[y]" anything. You need to learn the fucking difference between "by," "bye," "buy," and "bi" as your lack of basic grammar totally fucking destroys any credibility you might have had (as does the content of your anal drip).
"I have a witness, God, who is yours?"
I call bullshit. Having a witness implies it conveyed to you what it witnessed, thus you are stating god told you so...and I call bullshit.
"Science can't even figure out how to cure cancer or isolate it from the gene pool so it is no longer a hereditary problem."
Funny, without science you wouldn't know what the fuck the terms gene, cancer, or hereditary even mean. You're a walking contradiction!
"I have someone who can do all that and more, God."
So you and billions of others constantly say. You god-believers can't all be right, but you can all be wrong.
"Where's your super doctor? Oh can't help because he didn't make the phenomenon that is the human body? Tsk. Tsk."
So you hate doctors because they can't spawn lifeforms on their own (hint: they can; it's called human reproduction ...no god necessary). Next time you get ill, don't seek medicine or a doctor. Just ask god to heal/cure your ass. If he doesn't that means he hates you.
"Every time you see a "theory" that's something that's not guaranteed to be correct that's just something accepted as correct by a bunch of flawed people."
Wow, that definition is fucking verbatim with every definition of the word, "theory" in every text I've read. You sure you're not a scientist-in-disguise?
"Science and math are plagued with them."
There are theories in math? Sure, theories sometimes have math involved...but...I don't even... Theories are plagues? bwhahaha you're fucking stupid.
"You're putting your faith in people that aren't perfect and that makes you comfortable because you aren't perfect but imperfect people can't lead you to perfection."
Perfection is a subjective experience. And that's not "faith" that's called "trust" -that's when you can actually test a person's notion if you really wanted to. Not so much for "faith" - faith is an excuse to believe something w/o (or with contradictory evidence). It's nothing special; it's a placebo effect and a great persuasion tactic to get stupid fuckers like you to believe even stupider lies.
"I am a science and math major and I'm not half as dumb as people on here."
Well, with your attitude about science and math, I predict you will fail like K-Fed very soon. How do you like that "theory" son?
"Being Christian doesn't mean to be ignorant, I know to look for the science in the world my God created and I'm thankful for every bit of knowledge I get but with that understanding also comes the ability to discern what what I need to pass class and what science is questionable."
English grammar fucking fail. Being Christian doesn't "make" you ignorant; you do just fine revealing that when you type. I'll tell you what's ignorant; your grasp of the English fucking language.
"You rely on science to keep you alive everyday and it fails, everyday."
Wrong. Scientific advancements in food production and medicine over the last couple hundred of years has extended the lifespan of humans. Center of Disease control, for example, saves your life every fucking day, but you take these things for granted.
"I rely on God to keep me alive everyday and even when they bury me in the ground I'll be alive because that's what being a Christian means."
You'll be a zombie? First time I've heard that one. We'll be there waiting for you to rise from the grave (we've seen Night of the Living Dead and we know how to deal with zombies).
"Atheist and scientists don't bother me for not believing in God you guys bother me because you don't accept your "faith" and circumstances for what they are."
That's not "faith" jabroni. And plenty of scientists believe in god, ya knuckle-dragger. And who cares who bothers you. Quit crying like a little bitch.