Jesus is the answer to all our problems !
Woohoo !! Aint that great ?
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When I pick dead people for my 'best friends', I like to at least pick ones for whom there is evidence and proof that at one time they were really here -- and did something. Something pretty good, in fact.
We've got a gorilla for sale
Don't you want a little gorilla you can call your own,
Spoken: How much is that gorilla in the window?
Take our advice,
[fixed? no, but gorillas are real]
I had a problem when I was 6. A sadistic, bullying 20 year old beat me, told me I was a worthless, useless waste of food and space, and sexually abused me. Jesus did not help. Jesus did not understand. Jesus did not heal.
If he understands so much, and he is my best friend. Then why, according to you people, is he sending me to hell????
“Jesus is the answer to all our problems !”
“HE understands !”
“HE heals !”
“HE’s the best friend you can ever have !!”
“Woohoo !! Aint that great ?”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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