This Glorified One is coming after you. Do not expect a humble peasant with a sheep under his arm, who would suffer your insults and abuse. But he is GOD, full of terrifying glory and power. He has marked you even now, and he will come after you. At a time of his choosing, he will take your life, and he will throw you into a lake of fire, where he will torture you forever and ever. You will curse him, and he will laugh at you. You will beg him to annihilate you, but he will ignore your pleas. He will sustain your existence so that you will suffer all the extreme agony that he has in store for you, and that he will inflict upon you in all its intensity through eternity.
This is the fate of everyone who does not worship Jesus Christ. You exclaim, “This is cruel and unusual punishment!” But you have been cruel to his people, and now he gives you your just reward. And it is hardly unusual, as you will have millions of companions in hell, too many for you to count. But take no comfort in this, as none of them will have even a second of rest from their suffering to help alleviate yours.
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"But you have been cruel to his people"
No, I haven't. In my time I've said some stupid, uncaring and thoughtless things to Christians (and other religious people), I'll admit it. But that doesn't count as 'cruelty'. And none of it deserves any more than a sharp word or two back.
Vincent Cheung, who doesn't allow comments on his own blog (surprise! Not), is obviously one of those people who does get off on other folks' suffering. But even he deserves nothing more than scorn and ridicule. Until he actually does hurt someone, that is.
Cool story bro.
Of course you and your kind have been saying that for nearly 2000 years now. It's funny, because your god said he would return in his disciples' lifetime...meaning those original 12...I mean the remaining 11...that followed him.
Of course there is no contemporary writings to even suggest that Jesus existed back in the day.
Sorry, Vinnie but Saturday Morning cartoons have been defunct for a few years, now. I'm afraid that career choice in villainy won't happen. Maybe you should apply for "Anime Villain" or "Horror Movie Monster".
You presume, dipshit. Yes, if he will he might laugh and yes, fuck knows I will curse his shit. but if he chooses not to end my existence right there and then, he is just killing himself, in all his sociopathic glory, which your kind prolly actually reveres. For you will never keep your enemies alive, much less in constant torture, shit break down, shit fails and most mportantly, your deity better have a better sense of physics than you, after couple thousand years in hot magma, I'll just get to treat it as a default but even a modulating pain sooner or later will become the norm, there is sadly no way your little personal relationship cthtulu can make me terrified, much less servient. Don't worry, should your particular cosmic horror happen to exist, the sheer volume of all those existences it condemend with laughter to eternal torture will sooner or later spawn something to kill it, gruesomely, one can hope.
There are things that will not bow, there are knees that will not flex, finally there are lips that will always just say: For he is the cosmic horror, the terror, the pain and the slaughter you perform in his name. The rotten heart at the centre of the universe, you worship. Your cosmic horror can do all sorts of shit to me, should he happen to be real but whatever he would do, there is not a thing he can to make me worship him.
You will curse him, and he will laugh at you.
So, your god is an evil sadist tyrant?
You exclaim, “This is cruel and unusual punishment!”
Yes we do, and it's true!
How have I been cruel to "his" people? I'm always kind to my mother and brother. I donate money every month to Doctors Without Borders, the Red Cross and UNHCR, and I'm a tax-paying member of the Swedish Church. Helping other people doesn't matter, unless I worship Jesus? According to the Bible, Jesus seems like a fairly decent guy. I just can't make myself believe he existed, and even less can I make myself worship , well, anything.
you will have millions of companions in hell
Only millions of companions? There's about 7,7 billion people on Earth right now, and at least that number must have existed before those who are here now, during the 200 000 years humans have existed. Almost all of those around 15,4 billion people will go to Heaven?
Infinite punishment for insignificant and very short-lived misdemeanors IS both cruel and unusual.
You make outlandish claims, we laugh, you declare we deserve hell. Yeah, you've openly admitted to being hateful. No amount of "It's God's LAW! It can't be helped" will change 27 that.
"She was called Victoria, because she had beaten us in battle, seven hundred years before, and she was called Gloriana, because she was glorious, and she was called the Queen, because the human mouth was not shaped to say her true name."
---A Study in Emerald by Neil Gaiman.
This Glorified One is coming after you.
Strange then that I, who am slightly neurotic, am not afraid in the slightest. It's almost like everyone knows your threats are clearly empty and complete BS.
He has marked you even now, and he will come after you. At a time of his choosing, he will take your life, and he will throw you into a lake of fire, where he will torture you forever and ever. You will curse him, and he will laugh at you. You will beg him to annihilate you, but he will ignore your pleas. He will sustain your existence so that you will suffer all the extreme agony that he has in store for you, and that he will inflict upon you in all its intensity through eternity.
That's sadism beyond any kind of reason and just pure, undiluted malice and evil. No reason to worship that. But reason enough to kill it by letting it be forgotten. Yes, oblivion will do nicely.
But you have been cruel to his people, and now he gives you your just reward.
Laughing at them is hardly comparable to what they've done to others. Like crusades, crucifixion, burning alive...
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