“Any physical contact between a dating couple that is an expression of affection is sexual in nature”
Uh huh….
When I was stationed in Scotland, I dated another sailor on my ship. On board the tender, we never did anything sexual. It was against regs. We’re both Star Trek fans,though, and we ‘kissed’ the way Sarek and Lady Amanda did, by touching fingers. Exactly because it wasn’t sexual. 40 years later we still do this.
I refuse to be ashamed because YOU have such a low threshold for naughty…
“and causes feelings of desire that cannot be legitimately fulfilled outside of marriage.”
Dude, I had feelings of desire LONG before I ever touched her.
And these feelings are never quite fulfilled, anyway. Again, 40 years of touching and I still want to touch, to be touched. Happy happy joy joy.
“Because a desire that cannot be legitimately fulfilled outside of marriage (lust) is created,”
Not by touching, you incredible wanker.
“ that contact is a sin.”
No. The lust may be a sin, but I don’t recall any of the 613 commandments being ‘not to touch a woman-you may then want to fuck her.’
As Carlin put it, save yourself bus fare, you’ve already done it.
“This means that a kiss between a dating couple, outside of marriage, is a sin.”
No, it means that your entire purpose in life is to destroy joy.