"I was able to use it as an opportunity to witness on FB."
(A few posts later...):
@Acts5:41
"Careful saying that online.
I can still feel the flames!"
Fundies have no concept of irony, and it shows; Especially his original quote here. Further proof?:
"It is really sad to see how many people are deluded. I thought the saddest was the following statement: Jesus came to earth and died for all of us. Therefore, we are all going to heaven. I don't need salvation. I'm ALSO living a good life and trying to be nice."
Not taking into account the meter-melting meaning of the above statement - and how fundies such as these have twisted NT Christian Doctrine (Quakers & Unitarian Universalists, anyone?) to the perverted, nay, Nazi-esque people-controlling form it is today - I wonder if Buzzardnuts/Mr(Wo)Mannn has issued a Papal Bull/Fatwa/edict to all members of RR via PMs, ordering them to be extremely careful about what they say on that forum, for fear of such being commented on here in FSTDT?
Well, it hasn't fucking worked has it?! 'Grace by Faith only', 'OSAS', and all that jazz, so favoured by the right-wing fundie: carte blanche to be an unjustifiable cuntbag, masquerading as being 'Saved'.
Well, Steve Jobs has more chance of going to Heaven - if it exists - than you lot at Ruptured Retards ever will.
Bcause that's the point of Jesus' sacrifice: that everyone will go to Heaven, regardless of if they 'believe' or not. Just ask any Emeritus Professor of Theology. Y'know, those who know infinitely more about your own beliefs than you lot at Ruptured Retards ever will; better not mention the word 'Rapture' to them, that's all. Otherwise...:
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Then after they've calmed down and wiped the tears from their eyes, 'how many people are deluded'?, is the ironic question you'll get from these learned people, and trust me, you won't like the answer. Three words: Millerites. Harold Camping. Who are the truly Saved? Who are the thrice hell-damned? Aye, there's the rub...!
The ultimate irony? If it is indeed the case that RR's admins have PM'd such an 'edict' to it's sheeple re. being politic about what they post on that forum (thus preventing we at FSTDT tearing them a new one), they'd have no choice but to become the meek, humble, introverted & reserved, non-opinionated, and left-wing Christians that such would turn them into, a la the Quakers & Unitarian Universalists. Who - to date - have yet to be quoted here in FSTDT. And why haven't they, RR? You do the maths.
One last thing, on the subject of irony: Those other fundie hyper-vultures Fred Phelps & the WBC stated that they would be protesting Steve Jobs' funeral. Now, I suggest everyone switch off their irony meters, place such in Faraday Cages, then in lead-lined boxes which are placed thousands of feet underground, before I continue. Done that? Good. Now, how did they make this statement public? Wait for it, ladies & germs of FSTDT, wait for it...:
...on an iPhone. >_< XP o_O;
It's almost as if they're inviting Applephiles to lash out against them, such is the depth of their trolling depravity, just so's they'll have an excuse to take them to court & sue them. But then, such is their desperation to continue with their moneymaking scam - their real M.O.
Whassamatter, Fred & co.? Scared that people are finally cottoning on to what you're really up to?
Matthew 5:39, also Matthew 7:1, and all that jazz. If you are as christian as you claim to be; if you'd CRACK your own Bibles, you'd realise that, Shurely Felch-Raper & co. And obey it. But you don't. And never will. Ergo, you're not Christians. QED. Now, how did I know about those particular titbits of Scripture, pray tell, Ms. Felch-Raper, hmmmmmm?! And above all, why you'll never see Atheists 'protesting' at the funerals of troops & LGBT people?
Now that's irony.
@Mister Spak
'I was able to use it as an opportunity to witness on FB.'
"We were all a witness to your witlessness."
Chance would be a fine thing. As if those gutless, bollockless cowards with yellow streaks a light-year wide down their backs would have the cojones to 'witless' here in FSTDT, once in a while?
@BR
Or a 'Circlejerk' of Fundies? [/4chan /a/]
