Regarding nuking mecca it is a bad idea. Firstly no one can destroy mecca since it is guarded by angles.
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Well, in the Quran it says that Mecca is protected by god.. There is a story of a man who attacked Mecca before, and was killed by a army of birds armed with rocks. Some claim there is historical accuracy to this, however I really can't prove it.
Ah, Drece , pretty much the definition of fundie is their literalism. As is belief in angels . Despite evidence to the contrary, they probably also don't believe in angles.
I have two ways to go, let's try both!
I wonder how advanced geometry gets before it protects from nukes.
Really? Let's try it! After all, it won't do anything.
@ Twenty-Footed Ghost
That's what I thought of when I read it.
"no one can destroy mecca since it is guarded by angles."
I went to the butchers shop today; I asked for a pound of bacon. The butcher asked 'Lean?'
...so I went to 45°, and replied 'Can I have a pound of bacon, please?' [/Old Chestnut]
Ai thenk yaw!
@Langdon Alger
'angles '
"Actually, I think they're really Saxons.
Sorry."
GROAN
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@whatever
"Defeat those angles with circular logic!"
The ancient Egyptians used triangular logic. Which could only be defeated by a Decepticon - which in turn was defeated by a US Navy prototype railgun. [/nerd]
...oh, and an Imperial Star Destroyer vs. the Battlestar Galactica: who would win? [spoiler]The Shadows.[/spoiler]
No, it is a bad idea because you'll start a NUCLEAR FUCKING WAR. In addition, you'll have every single Muslim fundie on your butt. I'd say the saner Muslims would probably turn on you as well.
Also, how the fuck is an angle going to stop a nuke? Nukes > geometry.
@Canadiest:
No no no.
Imagine a world with:
No War
Only unity and everlasting harmony, guided by the unerring hand of logic.
All will be one.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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