Warning! Temple of Darwin fanatics have been brainwashed and can no longer thing for themselves. They can be identified by a deep scar that cuts across their foreheads, a blank stare, and repetive mantras (such as the one in #3) They can't be reasoned with because they have sacrificed their brains on the alter of the Temple of Darwin. When speaking with Darwin drones, keep your distance because they have been known to drool.
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Damm, you're sooooo right!!!
I've never thinged in my life. Ever.
Was that on the curriculum of your homeschool?
Temple of darwin?
I lol'd.
So... we're all Harry Potter? What?
How the fuck do you even say something like "we all have scars"? How can you possibly think that anyone will take you seriously? Have you never been outside your own house?
@#1078715
It no longer exists. The John Dillenger Died for You Society killed the last known Acolytes of the ToD in 2007 (exactly 5 years ago of course), followed by a brisk jog, then lunch, and two other activities.
Of course the JDDfYS denies all connection to this event instead blaming the masacre on the POEE, which of course may or may not entirely not exist.
Continuing:
Okay, I had to get my head sewn up when I hit the headboard while jumping on the bed at age two. But I don't think I knew what evolution was back then, so I don't see your point.
Besides, you can't even see the scar.
"...Darwin fanatics have been brainwashed and can no longer thing for themselves..."
You know what the say about people in glass houses, don't you?
"g" is nowhere near "k" on a keyboard, so you can't even excuse this as a simple typing error.
Warning! Temple of Fundy Christianity fanatics have been brainwashed and can no longer thing for themselves. They can be identified by a deep scar that cuts across their foreheads, a blank stare, and repetive mantras (such as the one in #3) They can't be reasoned with because they have sacrificed their brains on the alter of the Temple of Fundy Christianity. When speaking with Fundy Christian drones, keep your distance because they have been known to drool.
"can no longer thing for themselves"
No, but I can THINK, unlike you.
How very persuasive. They sure could have used you on the team in Dover when the darlings of the Intelligent Design movement failed to defend the validity of their ideas with humiliating incompetence. I'll bet you could have turned the tide in their favor.
I guess we'll never know now though.
I take it easy on this guy; I often make spelling erors, myself. It's probably because I ave my keyboard on my Darwin Alter and there's all the drool, you see, alonh with the brains. I miss a lot, staring blankly as I fanatically repet my mmantrs. At least I thing that's the oroblem.
Temple of Darwin? Where's that?
Repetitive mantras? You mean like "God, Guns, Guts"?
“Warning! Temple of Darwin fanatics have been brainwashed”
"and can no longer thing for themselves.”
“They can be identified by a deep scar that cuts across their foreheads,”
“a blank stare,”
“and repetive mantras (such as the one in #3)”
"They can't be reasoned with because they have sacrificed their brains on the alter of the Temple of Darwin.”
“When speaking with Darwin drones, keep your distance because they have been known to drool.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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