Originally Posted by Ready4theRapture
"My prayer also is that she knew the Lord before she died."
UNeverEverNo
"And also that they void her absentee ballot."
*praying smiley*
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Well, it is true that you can't vote if you're dead. However, if you send in the ballot while you're still alive, it should still count.
You people are sick. You are an example of all that is wrong with religion. Is there anybody you won't denigrate to further your ideaology? How can you be so condescending and smug when mocking the tragedy of a family that shares your religion? I thought that it was the place of christians to be humble, either I'm wrong, or you are not the good christians you claim to be. So which is it?
If you keep reading the thread, you'll get to the bit where some commenters decide that he killed her himself, because
"He is evil incarnate"
Seriously. The people in that place are almost enough to make me believe in Demon possession.
When I thought that I'd seen the worst you sick fucks posted...
What the hell is wrong with you people?! You all need electro-shock therapy. Every single fucking one of you need to be strapped down and shocked to within an inch of your wasteful, hateful little lives. And when the stench of your burnt flesh fills your nostrils, then I hope you finally realize what assholes you really are!
/rant over
"Dear Lord, please make the Republicans win this election by any dirty means necessary. I know that if You really were omnipotent You'd just kill all the Democrats with lightning bolts or something, but since I believe that the only way to make You do what You say you'll do is to ask You to do it (and to make large cash donations to Your church), I beseech You to at least use a FEW lightining bolts here and there, you know, in the swing states. Amen."
Oh no, the rest of the thread is much, much worse. Some Crapturetards are claiming that Obama had his grandmother secretly killed in hopes of racking up some sympathy votes. Those asshats should DIAF.
She voted before she died.
Rest in peace, i hope she is looking down on her Grandson and celebrating, where ever she may be.
I won't even call you a vulture because that would be an insult to real vultures. You are a shameless, despicable parasite on humanity, a disgrace to us all, a cesspit of moral filth. HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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