Due to its location, the North Pole may very well be taken over by North Korea. At least, I can only assume this is where they'd invade first after they get bored with South Korea.

Would Kim Jung-Un really hurt Santa Claus-dono? He's bought me half of my video games, so he's basically family to me and I would be very sad if something bad happened to him.

Like, what would the elves do if Kim Jung-Un launched a neutron bomb at Santa-dono's workshop? As far as I know, they have no army to defend themselves, let alone a missile defense system. The US is struggling to make one and I'm sure Trump-dono has a much higher GDP than Santa Claus-dono.

Would the US come to the North Pole's assistance? All the adults in crongress owe it to Santa Claus-dono for making/buying them toys as kids.

UGH, I SHOULD'VE ASKED SANTA-DONO FOR AN ANIME GIRL SEX BUDDY WHEN I WAS 17 BECAUSE HE STOPPED GIVING ME PRESENTS EVER SINCE I TURNED 18!

Anyways...sorry about that...

In all seriousness, I think Santa Claus-dono could threaten Kim Jung-Un with his slay since it travels far faster than any fighter jet owned by any nations. Including those owned by Trump-dono and Putin-dono, let alone a loser like Kim Jung-Un.

He could threaten to use his slay to drop bombs over Pyongyang if Kim tries anything, but I haven't heard any opinions from him in the news yet, I guess Santa Claus-dono wants to remain neutral if possible in this conflict.

Speaking of which, why doesn't the US side with Santa-dono and use his magic raindeer to power better fighter jets to help defeat the Soviet Union?

UGH, BECAUSE OF KIM JUNG-UN, THE LITTLE ROCKET MAN, I MAY HAVE MY 3DS FRIED, NOT BE ABLE TO WATCH NEW ANIME ANYMORE AND SANTA-DONO MAY GET KILLED! WHAT AN ASSHOLE!

Peace! Save the North Pole!