You see, Christians hate Life, they want death. When they die they go to Heaven! On Earth they might commit a sin and not make it to Heaven. So every night they cry themselves to sleep asking God why he didn't kill them. When they wake up they cry even more because they are still alive. Another day, another chance to commit a sin and not make it to Heaven. The only reason they don't commit suicide is that suicide is a sin. So please, do the right thing, and kill Christians! They won't fight back, they want to die to go to Heaven and be with God.
So, on Sunday, when they are all together crying and begging God to kill them and take them to Heaven, drive by shooting! Or blow it up, or if it's really big release a odorless poison to kill them all. As someone who doesn't believe in an afterlife what do you need to worry about? Besides, if there is an afterlife are you doing anything wrong? Christians pray to God every day and night to kill them, answer the prayers! They want to die to be with God, we should help them, should we not?