Many teens are deceived by using condoms as a prevention of pregnancy, when it plainly says, sold for prevention of diseases only, right on the product. Evidently the homosexuals don't read on a product label any better than they read the Bibles or when they sinned they would use them for the purpose they were made for, to prevent the spreading of aids.
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what, pray tell, does condoms not preventing pregnancy, which is a lie, have to do with homosexuals in the first place anyway?
Wait... wait... am I reading this wrong, or is he saying that condoms are ONLY for disease prevention, that it says that on the condom, and gays are wrong because they use condoms to prevent pregnancy? That's what it looks like to me. That is... so much fail, it's overwhelming. Is this a poe? Fundies whine about birth control so much, how could one possibly think they were designed to prevent disease? Or maybe this one is just so dumb he meant to phrase that as the other way around and it came out wrong? I... need to go lay down.
"when it plainly says, sold for prevention of diseases only"
This is plainly misinformation required by a law fundies had a hand in passing. They don't understand epidemiology any better than they understand biology or for that matter their own book of fairy tales.
Personally, I've always considered a helpless, green-crap-pooping, pissing tiny creature to be some form of disease.
Yeah, all those gays, gettin' each other pregnant with the buttsex.
Are we sure he isn't a Poe?
Right, that explains why my heterosexual married friends have used them for well over ten years and she hasn't gotten pregnant and...oh, wait. You were lying, weren't you?
...it plainly says, sold for prevention of diseases only, right on the product.
That must be an American legal thing, I've never seen it in the UK.
aaa: "I see you don't have any idea how condoms work."
Obviuosly condoms are some sort of Satan-ified magical device. I mean, only god decides who does or doesn't get diseases.
this actually made me go check what it does say
Durex: "Effective against pregnancy, HIV(AIDS) and STDS
Kimono: "If used properly, latex condoms will help reduce the risk of transmission of HIV(AIDS) and many other sexually transmitted infections(STIs). when used correctly, condoms are an effective means of preventing pregnancy, although no contraceptive can guarantee 100% protection"
ergo: you're a liar for jesus
"Many teens are deceived by using condoms as a prevention of pregnancy"
That's because fundie assholes like you tell them lies like condoms failing most of the time, when in the real world they are extraordinarily foolproof. Of course, they have to be used PROPERLY for that to be the case, and people like you are apparently too stupid to read the directions and follow a simple two-step process.
I wish to thank this moron for reminding me why it is necessary for schools to have a comprehensive course in human sexuality.
If electricity comes from electrons,does morality come from morons?
No poe. This person's all over the Christian Post's comment pages, and takes pride in his ignorance.
Of course, thanks to abstinence-only "education," lots of teens don't know how to use a condom to prevent disease or pregnancy.
"Old Viking
That's not what the packages say. Stop buying off-brand condoms at the church thrift shop."
I can see the Catholic one now. 'Every packet, with that extra holiness, because 'Every sperm is sacred..''
Oh... please no! Not the mpreg! Ahhhhhh!
how to put the damn things on. We got to turn in into a balloon and giggle like idiots, though. There was a cow-shaped one too...
Condoms, when used correctly, do prevent pregnancies. Condoms, when used correctly, also prevent the spread of STDs which both heterosexuals and homosexuals can get.
Massive fail on your part.
The tiny, tiny positive here is that the fundie can read - read but not comprehend. It only knows what the letters mean. Congratulations forsaltnlight, now you know your ABC, you can have a gold star.
As I look at the wrapper of one of my condoms, it clearly says, "Also highly effective against pregnancy".
I take it you never had to opportunity to really use one.
I think I can see where this fundie got the idea that homosexuals were using condoms to prevent pregnancy instead of using them to prevent diseases. After all, when was the last time you actually saw a pregnant gay man (outside of weird internet fanfiction), or a lesbian who accidentally became pregnant?
How were they supposed to know that these things are only effective against one or the other? They should have read the manual more carefully, and flipped the switch over from "Prevent pregnancy" to "prevent disease". (They do come with a switch now, right?)
How do homosexuals get pregnant from gay sex?
Also Condoms are one of the best ways to stop pregnancy through common sense.
Sperm + Egg = Baby
Zeus Almighty
Wuh? Fellow Supernatural fan in the house? ; )
And, wait: So only on homosexuals does it not work to prevent disease, beacause the Evil Homo Virus is just that powerful? If anyone doesn't use them properly, they can still lead to disease and/or pregnancy
I must sadly say I have read more bible passages than condom boxes. But I'm fairly certain that over here the boxes don't say "for the prevention of diseases only".
There are more STDs than aids, you know.
"Many teens are deceived by using condoms as a prevention of pregnancy, when it plainly says, sold for prevention of diseases only, right on the product."you push it out under great pain for the host...
Also, unless that is a Bible Belt thing, lying for Republican Jesus (and if it is a Bible Belt thing, it is lying for Republican Jesus on part of the industry, or more probably, fundamentalists interfering with business, which is totally not Communism because it is for Republican Jesus). I say with full confidence even though I never had a box of condoms (no opportunities to become sexually active).
The ancient Romans were using animal intestines as condoms.
Contraception. Look up that word in a dictionary. Also, in an online encyclopaedia.
You'll be surprised what you'll learn. And not just about rubber johnnies.
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