part two
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No, it is about a Creator. One who identifes the corruption due to sin and has redeemed man from death and made a way to eternal life."
Wrong, bye-bye second gold star. I'll ignore the possible typo "identifes". Your dogma has nothing to do with it.
"If only you believe Him."
No, I don't. Neither should you, especially if it is affecting your ability to understand the world around us. You receive a frowning face.
"As far as eviloution, I find it impossible to believe male and female evolved from asexual creatures. I mean really."
Okay, I'm losing my patience with you. It is spelled "evolution". I figured you are trying to put the popular "evil" in there, but still couldn't quite get it right. Just because you find something difficult to understand or believe, does not make it false. One dunce cap and chair in the corner awarded.
"Just think of the embarrasement at the amoeba prom being voted most likely to succeed.... without a partner."
Opening a dictionary every once and awhile is a good thing. I am taking this as tongue in cheek humor. Even so, you sir, have qualified for the swift kick in the crotch award. Please show up at any biology class to have it administered. ( My aged English/grammar teacher would like to assist as well. )