The following people are doing jigs:
Muslims; "one of us is still president, keep that uranium flowing!"
Putin; "now Obama has that flexibility he promised me"
Gays; "now we can enjoy life and live like others"
Liberal women; "it's my body and my choice! Yay!"
Christians; "tomorrow Lord?"
My state, Maryland, is not only overtly pro Obama, they also voted yes to gay marriage by about 80% and they also voted yes to legalized gambling and casinos here. I am shocked at the outcome of this and angry among other things. I think a lot of us here are sad and angry because we know we are seein the end of America the once great country. We will be the ones to watch her crumble and burn, but also the ones to be the Light to those in need and be busy for the Kingdom to come. Lord have mercy on this country and if judgment comes please send an Ark!
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If 80 percent voted yes, then a lot of you there are happy and content because you are finally seeing an America with Freedom for All, and you have at last a chance to become the great country your Founding Fathers envisioned.
Putin has power of his own to do almost everything he wants. He doesn't need Obama.
Yay for Maryland!
I'm extremely proud of my little True Blue state!
BTW, the vote for same-sex marriage in Maryland was actually closer to 52 to 48 percent.
This was the same point spread for the passage of an act creating the 6th casino in the state it had nothing to do with legalizing casinos for the first time.
Mtown is too dumb to breathe, let alone be allowed anywhere near a voting machine.
Yeah, I noticed the
Gays; "now we can enjoy life and live like others"
statement as well. I guess we all know what he wants, eh?
Gays; "now we can enjoy life and live like others"
Liberal women; "it's my body and my choice! Yay!"
What's so bad about this? Far better than "You can't marry who you want" and "You can't have an abortion even if you need one to save your life."
My state, Maryland, is not only overtly pro Obama, they also voted yes to gay marriage by about 80%
It wasn't 80% at all, more like around 51% to 48% or so. If only states would vote it in at 80%, then maybe we'd be a lot better off.
I think a lot of us here are sad and angry because we know we are seein the end of America the once great country.
In other words, "Democracy only works when people vote the way I want them to."
I'm proud of my state! Expanding the slots was the right thing to do, not because I actually believe that millions will be funneled into education (this one will have to be proven because it sounds like complete bullshit to me), but because of the thousands of jobs it will create. People are going to be put to work and we all know how important that is.
Also, I'm thrilled that gay marriage was passed - more states should be passing it!
There are far worse things humans can do than love one another. For confirmation of this one essential truth, look to the GOP.
So once again everybody is happy except the Christians, who are once again doomed to disappointment.
It looks like the election didn't make a difference at all.
Um... Putin wanted ROmney to be elected, dum dum. In fact, it was one of the few countries he enjoyed popular support in!
Iranians actually constitute such a threat that the Arabs have started viewing the Persians as such a large threat that they are more willing to negotiate with America more favorably. Both Persians and Arabs are muslims, but one side fears the other... so I'm pretty sure Muslim are mostly happy with Obama becuase he actually treats them like people instead of people who should go crusade against. It's amusing IN EU3, it's dumb here.
... DOn't you believe in the rapture? Why would you need an Ark if there's a rapture coming? ARe you so dumb as to not understand that?
The same people who salivate for the end of the world are concerned with what is happening to America? Yeah, sorry, I don't give a fuck.
And since when is smoking weed against their religion?
Yep. Gay marriage won by popular vote in four states, just like how Prop h8 passed by popular vote in California four years ago. The Question in Maryland even passed by the same margin (52%).
What was that thing people like you said to gays when Prop h8 won? Oh, I just can't seem to remember... Oh yes...
You lost! Get over it!
We are a country based on liberty. This includes the individual liberty for others to do things you may not personally approve of so long as they don't violate yours or any others' individual rights. Now please, if gays living like everybody else angers you: move . Iran is lovely this time of year. I'm sure they'd love to listen to your incessant and childish Christian fundamentalist style whining. As for America, well, freedom lovers are sick of hearing it.
Gays; "now we can enjoy life and live like others"
Oh the horror! I know gays being able to exist is horror story for your ilk but it actually makes sense to normal people. And since the only way to get your bullshit passed into law is to convince normal people it shows just how hopeless your cause is when your argument against gay marriage is "OMG, they get to be like everyone else!".
Whatever happened to "it's God's will"? Riiiight. When GOoPers win it's "God's reward" and when Dems win it's "God's wrath".
BTW. Which is worse: Dems winning elections or the 15 states that have sent pathetic petitions to secede because Dems won?
Someone needs to re-read Romans 13:1-2.
" Everyone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God. Consequently, he who rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves."
If you're unhappy with Maryland, I understand Iran is much more conservative. Perhaps you could move there.
Lord have mercy on this country and give Mtown more intelligence and tolerance. If good judgment comes please send a round of applause.
Uranium flowing? The Obama administration has been quite successful in rounding up at-risk radioactive materials.
Here in VA, were's fighting to keep the ban on uranium mining, 'cause a lot of us live 'downstream.'
http://keeptheban.org/
We will be the ones...to be the Light to those in need and be busy for the Kingdom to come.
Think a lot of yourselves, don't you? Perhaps the message of this election hasn't sunk in yet: you're becoming irrelevant . Unless you can learn to relate to those gays and liberal women, you're going to become more and more irrelevant every election cycle because people don't like your attitudes anymore.
The nerve of those people, wanting autonomy over their own bodies and the choice to marry the person they love! We should stone them to death in the streets like Jesus commanded!
Why is it you never hear Muslims calling Obama a Muslim? Do you think maybe it's because HE'S NOT A MUSLIM?
And seriously, I don't see why these idiots are making such a big deal about Obama telling Putin he'd have more flexibility after the election. Afterward Obama wouldn't be busy with the campaign, and even if he was voted out he'd still have until January to do anything.
I am shocked at the outcome of this
Why don't you just move to Mississippi?
All you'll have to give up is paved streets, functioning sewers, impartial judges, neighbors with anything above an eighth grade education, etc. But I'm sure you'll like the rest.
I WISH more uranium were flowing.
It's like pulling teeth to try and get anybody to build a nuclear power plant these days, instead of one that burns fossilized carbon.
So tired of dumbasses who complain that more people are getting rights than just white, straight, christian, males.
About the only thing in your rant that is accurate are items 3 and 4. Gays have right to live as they choose and women have the right to choose what is right for them.
Neither one of those things as ever been your right to take away.
As for your kingdom come, keep waiting. Jesus said he'd be back within the lifetime of his first followers. You been stood up.
Except that:
1) He's not a Secret Muslim (t)
2) Putin needs no permission from Obama to do whatever the hell he wants, nor did Obama ever promise him any such thing
3) & 4) You say these as if freedom is bad
and 5) all this says about you is that you cannot deal with the fact that people are different than you and would rather die than coexist.
Christians; "tomorrow Lord?"
Since 80% of the country considers itself Christian, it's hard to see how Obama could have won if "Christians" were upset by his win. You sure you don't mean "hate-filled, judgmental holier-than-thou lunatic-fringe Rapture-Ready Christians?"
Muslims; "one of us is still president, keep that uranium flowing!"
More like "well that's another four years we don't have to worry about our countries getting bombed"
Putin; "now Obama has that flexibility he promised me"
Ummm, Cold War ended, like, 20 years ago? Remember? People were dancing on that big wall and stuff?
Gays; "now we can enjoy life and live like others"
As they should have been all along
Liberal women; "it's my body and my choice! Yay!"
Just because you think women are nothing more than walking incubators, doesn't mean the rest of us do.
Christians; "tomorrow Lord?"
Yes, "Lord" please get these idiots out of here so the rest of us can get on with it and get this country, and the rest of the world, back on track.
Gays; "now we can enjoy life and live like others"
Liberal women; "it's my body and my choice! Yay!"
I don't get it. Is that supposed to be Lex-Luthor-stealing-40-cakes terrible in your warped worldview? How comes you threw these two sane lines in the middle of all that strawmaning, demonizing and overdramatic posturing? I'm honestly confused...
The problem with your outlook is that it's simply wrong. It's not good for society, and it's not even biblical. Jesus spoke of love and tolerance. Paul spoke of equality. James spoke of good works. Jesus spoke of how the rich should give away all their money, and James (I think) criticized people for honoring the rich. You people say you're Christian and follow the bible, but it's quite obvious to an intelligent reading of it that you really aren't and don't.
As for your views being bad for society - bigotry has never been good for society. So long as an individual is not actively seeking to cause or causing harm to others, there is nothing wrong with them being a different religion, ethnicity, gender, or sexual orientation than you. Most Americans have accepted this, and more and more are accepting it each day. It's you folks who cling to your made up religion (made up because it's nothing like what the bible actually says) that are truly the threat to society right now.
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