I believe that witchcraft is real. Before I came to the Lord I practiced black magic, mind control and transcendental meditation... All of these powers are linked directly to demonic spirits. I had actual conversations with demons.
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Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
No, seriously, get some help.
I think I was about 5 or 6 when my parents got it through to me that there was no such thing as ghosts, monsters, or witches. Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy came a little later. How did ladyepiskopos miss these essential lessons of early childhood?
Trascendental meditation????
you mean that bunch of holymen wannabe's all dressed in white who couldn't hurt a fly if they tried????
linked to some judeo-christian idea of a demonic entity????
BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
So you moved to the other imaginary side of the tracks. Big deal.
Does the 'Lord' yell at you for a sandwich and a beer? If not, then he's not the 'Lord'.
Hmm... having been a practicing witch for the past 12 years, let me dissect this crap...
Nightangel
"I believe that witchcraft is real."
You do know that what you believe has absolutely nothing to do with whether or not what you believe is actually true, right?
Just look at how many people in the asylums believe they're Napoleon. Do you seriously think any of them actually ARE Napoleon?
"I had actual conversations with demons."
And maybe you need to have some actual conversations with real people that work in those asylums I mentioned.
“I believe that witchcraft is real.”
I mean, if i said, “I believe submarine technology is real. Before I came to a civilian job i rode 4 subs over 20 years.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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