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ON THIS SITE, THE THREE GREATEST MYSTERIES OF THE BIBLE ARE SOLVED, THAT OF "THE TRINITY"... THE "RAPTURE" AND THE NAME AND IDENTITY OF ANTICHRIST...
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THE NAME AND IDENTITY OF ANTICHRIST...
Let me guess... Obama? At least for a couple more years, then the antichrist will be Hillary Clinton.
Oh, and that rapture thing? Not in the bible.
This is the thing I can't seem to understand about these conspiracy believers. They are "smart" enough to decipher minute clues throughout history and make some, although insane, connections to other things, but they can't figure out how CSS3 works? Or html5? It's just sad.
Oh I already solved those. They are all made up and none of them are in the Bible. Yes, even the Antichrist. Yes, the word antichrist is in there but none of the uses refer to a singular, charismatic individual who will rule the world. Instead an antichrist is simply anyone who is against Jesus. Given Jesus' teachings, that would include fundies.
Wrong. The three greatest mysteries of the Bible are:
1. Do you have to be crazy to believe this shit?
2. What the fuck is this shit?
3. How does this shit get into so many hotel rooms?
I thought the three greatest mysteries of the bible were, in order:
1. Can any of this shit possibly be true?
THIS IS THE ONLY SITE ON THE INTERNET THAT IS TEACHING THE TRUTH OF JESUS, SALVATION AND BIBLE PROPHECY AND YOU ARE BLESSED TO HAVE FOUND US.
Praise the Lord!
And FSTDT helped me find it. The Lord does indeed work in strange ways. ;-)
@ Scolipendra:
What is it with fundies using web design from 1996 at the very latest?
Seeing as how most fundies are way behind the times (like how in 2015 they rant about people playing Dungeons & Dragons and backwards messages in music) it's not surprising that their web design is also 20 years behind the times.
They oversell everything and never produce.
This just in:
He will also say nothing new or informative, if he had real game he'd hold a real press conference or appear on a real news network. Liberty University is well in his safety Bubble.
I'll give it a few more years and Ted will be a full on church circuiter or internet pastor for his livelihood.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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