Yes, the devil is the prince of the power of the air. That's his domain up there. I'm sure the astronauts have seen lots of demonic activity up there.
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One hears of aliens in space, but not demons. Oh, hang on, better not encourage them, lest they start drawing that conclusion.
Rock, venus, satan, rock, demon, rock...
ProperJob,
Let's not make snap judgments, please. This is clearly, clearly an important Prince we're dealing with and I don't think you or I or anybody has the right to arbitrarily exterminate him.
"Demons! Demons! I'm not imagining it, he's out there! Don't look, he's not there now. He jumps away whenever anyone might see him, except me."
Yes. In fact, in an ironic twist, moments before the space shuttle columbia broke up during re-entry, one of the crewmembers looked out the window, only to see a small demon disassembling the wing...
In another ironic twist, the demon, who was both lazy and uncreative, stole the idea from that episode of "The Outer Limits" with William Shatner and a gremlin.
Don't mind me, folks. I'm just having fun with their ridiculous delusions.
"Yes, the devil is the prince of the power of the air. That's his domain up there."
Has a catchy beat, doesn't it?
I heard he was dating Princess Diana and he's the reason she had the car accident. Who exactly bestowed royalty upon the devil anyway? God, or man?
Did hell move? I thought heaven was in the clouds nad the devil was underground. Well, I always knew the bible was ass-backwards.
"NonHomogenized: Actually that was an episode of The Twilight Zone, but you (and Trilobiter) still get credit for the reference"
Fuck, you're right. I was dithering over which show it was (and originally made a reference to Rod Serling rather than naming the show), but I thought it was Outer Limits, and went with that, rather than googling it. Oh well.
Jezebel's Evil Sister: Well, that makes more sense than the literal interpretations I've been reading here, especially if it's Howard Stern that gets implicated -- though if anything, I think that Sean Hannity or Rush Limbaugh would be a better candidate.
~David D.G.
The devil's domain is "intheair," is it? Is that .com, .org, or .net? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with it.
However, Yahweh's domain is www.fstdt.com; we all know that.
Taking things this literally means that, if the astronauts had gone further, they'd reach God out in space. Imagine the fun we could have with that , if it were true.
Beer cans on his lawn, Slayer music keeping him up...
...I think any other Christian fundie or otherwise, atheist, agnostic, or people with other religions in North America will laugh at this. Anyone. It truly is that bad.
And how, exactly, are you sure?
How do you know? Were you there?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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