As I have said before, I read all I could on Evolution when I was younger (don't want to brag, but I feel that I actually know more about evolution than most atheists do), and compared it to the message in the Bible, well, for me, the Bible makes more sense. Really, if you looked at the cell, the most basic fundemental part of the body, and you say that it was created by chance, well, you are a moron.
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Now THERE is a stunning display of wit and erudition. Thanks for making such a clear, well-defined case for your position; obviously, if you call noncreationists by a derogatory term to imply mental deficiency, your claims must be impossible to even address, let alone refute.
"Really, if you looked at the cell, the most basic fundemental part of the body, and you say that it was created by chance, well, you are a moron."
I read all I could on Evolution when I was younger (don't want to brag, but I feel that I actually know more about evolution than most atheists do
Sure, like atheists don't "know" that evolution defies the second law, or that mutations always result in a loss of information, right?
"if you looked at the cell, the most basic fundemental part of the body, and you say that it was created by chance, well, you are a moron."[CB940]
(Edit) From the link, "Evolutionists the world over are, and always have been, unanimous in their agreement that complex structures did not arise by chance. The theory of evolution does not say they did, and to say otherwise is to display a profound absence of understanding of evolution."
Apparently J_T's extensive reading was the 'Answers in Genesis' and 'Discovery Institute' websites.
If you understood anything you'd read, you would at least know the difference between a prokaryote and a eukaryote. Obviously you don't, because that goes a long way towards explaining what you claimed didn't make as much sense as the Bible.
Pride, judging, and condemnation
Not too mention lying for Jebus.
Nicely done.
I hate the "do you think it ALL came together by CHANCE?!!??!???**&^^!!>?" argument that these fcking idiots spew from their tard-holes. It was a series of incremental changes. The first "organism", if you could even call it that wasn't anywhere near as advanced as the cells that you're talking about. I haven't read that much on evolution, certainly not as much as someone so educated and read as yourself but even I know that nobody ever said it all came about "by chance". AAAAGH, YOU'RE THIIICK!!!
Edit: There are quite a few comments on this site from the BlizzForums which is really, really odd... Are WoW players more retarded than the usual gamer or is it just that there are so many of them that SOME are bound to be semi-literate inbred morons?
It seems the only thing you could read on Evolution when you were younger was your parents' Bible. No, you do not know more about evolution than most atheists do. You might know more about evolution that most four-year-old's do, though...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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